Twenty Seconds

All you need is twenty seconds of insane courage and I promise something good will come of it...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

[tadaxii-i]

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

[skiplo-wave]

👀

Double the childhood trauma I love it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i stand corrected

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

My favorite reviews of Shanghai Noon

[creepymutelilbugger]

a few of these i had lying around. idk

[whitepeopletwitter]

[candicoated]

I don't know what's more funny.

The fact Doom and Animal Crossing came out on the same day.

Or the fact Oppenheimer and Barbie are also coming out on the same day.

Either way both events have the same energy and I'm here for it.

[queendomcosplay]

After trying to decide if The Mummy was filmed with the male gaze or female gaze, I’ve come to the conclusion that it was filmed under the Bisexual Gaze. Here’s a list of other films with the Bisexual Gaze:

Jurassic Park

Venom

Every Barbie Film

Night at the museum, but specifically every scene with Jebediah and Octavius

The 2005 Pride and Prejudice

Pirates of the Caribbean

Les Miserables

Newsies

The Hannibal TV Show

Good Omens

Basically, if you look at a film and think “oh my god everyone is attractive why and the film has a bunch of just…super obviously implied queerness, congrats, that’s the Bisexual Gaze baby! Feel free to add to the list

[razzbberyl]

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

[razzbberyl]

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

[cherryevathings]

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Day freaking one brother

[ryebreadgf]

[will-of-this-heart]

[lycanthropicture]

someone reblogged my post the other day and said "i could never be a destiel truther but this is good"......... what do u mean truther... they truthed it. it got truthed. where were you on november 5th 2020

[deanwasalwaysbi]