When Disney Was Still Good

And maybe a few times it wasn't. This is my disney stuff account

[bringbackmaes14]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMFG MY CHILDHOOD IS COMING BACK AND NOT IN A HAUNTING WAY

[pipshinwhatever]

Jeremy from Phineas and Ferb is like the best fictional boyfriend ever like he never judges Candace for her insecurities. Candace tries to change herself for him? He pretends briefly to act like he loves this new version so she realizes for herself that wait, he loves her just the way she is. She worries that Jeremy doesn't really care about her because he's never given her a nickname? He simply tells her that he likes the name Candace, because it's her name. She asks him why he loves her? Not only does he not tease her or make her feel bad for asking, he goes out of his way to sing a whole song about why he likes her. Before they were officially in a relationship, he flirted with her by getting his uncle to rename the grilled cheese in his sandwich shop to "the Candace special". Who even does that. Candace loved it

[leespinoodle]

Octavius: Trousers are stupid and inefficient to put on when compared to our pteruges. You should take them off.

Jedediah: And put on one of your lil' Roman skirts?

Octavius: ...No.

[icharchivist]

[minetteskvareninova]

I have a lot more faith in Disenchanted than in most remakes and nostalgic sequels, because I think it has a genius premise. “So Giselle wishes for her life to be a fairytale, but since she’s now a stepmom, and in fairytales stepmothers are always evil, she’s in real danger of completely transforming into a villain-” YES. THAT’S A FANTASTIC IDEA. I ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE THIS. TAKE MY MONEY, YOU SOULLESS CORPORATION.

[comicbookddr]

happy halloween! halloween gif extravaganza 15/15

Thank you all for joining me this month! It's been a lot of fun, maybe I'll do it again sometime! Hope you have a wonderful holiday!

[little-cereal-draws]

In NATM 4 I don’t think jedtavius is going to be canon. Or at least explicitly canon. It’s still a kids show produced by Disney and u know how they are abt that. What I’m hoping for tho is that it’s soft canon

They never say they’re together but we see them holding hands, cuddling, bickering like a married couple (which they kinda already do lol), and anything else that doesn’t explicitly say they’re gay but basically says it lol

This could be in the background, in focus of the shot, someone mentions they do it in dialogue idc, I’m willing to read so far between the lines on this one lol Just give me something, PLEASE!!!! 🥺🙏🥺🙏🥺🙏

[writing-prompt-s]

Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz fighting 2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[sepublic]

https://youtu.be/dRfTRN1F5Ys

DID DISNEY JUST RELEASE THE WHOLE SPECIAL ON YOUTUBE FOR THE USA??!!??

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

YO????

[prokopetz]

We understand, of course, that this means that hypothetical scene we’ve all been shitposting about where Luz spontaneously combusts because Eda won’t stop hitting on her mom now has a chance to become reality.

[darksteel-relic]

I was going to make an “Eda had two hands” joke but then I remembered.

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

😭

[bogleech]

Every time Disney or Pixar makes a movie with a one word title I just think, how dare you actually, who the hell are you to attach an ordinary everyday word to your IP. The sheer audacity to presume every film they make is that important. It's such transparently cheap viral marketing logic it's obscene.

The worst offender is still "UP." Fucking "UP?" A two letter word everyone says a dozen times a day? Besides the greed of planting a little Disney flag on the word UP of all things, it was empty of any fun or whimsy and communicated nothing about the film except that something or other goes "up," which is technically true of every film ever made, at some point. A single word as mundane as UP or FROZEN or TANGLED does not capture a child's imagination. Words like DRAGONS or ROBOTS, yes, but in Japan they changed the title of "UP" to "Grandpa Carl's Flying House" and whose curiosity wouldn't be piqued by that?? Of course I want to know why grandpa Carl has a flying fucking house you morons

[kiinghanalister]

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME (1996)

[moringmark]

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[justarandomart]

Played Animal Crossing for the first time in months, this was my only thought

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

I feel like the reason Elsa didn't have a love interest in Frozen or Frozen II is because Disney had already married Idina Menzel off to James Marsden's Prince Edward in Enchanted and they couldn't have her show up with him in Disenchanted and have all the kids who grew up on Frozen recognize her voice and get upset because she's not with the right prince.

[whateverhappenedtodisneychannel]

Everybody complaining that Ariel is black in the live action movie needs to shut up.

1. It is a CHILDREN'S MOVIE. Why are all these grown men out here getting offended??? It's for KIDS. And do you really think kids care about the color of her skin? I'll accept an answer of yes, but only in the context of all those young black girls who see a black Ariel and get so excited because they look like each other.

2. Have you seen the videos of those girls? It almost made me cry, I was so happy for them. As a white person, I'll never be able to be in their shoes or completely understand the lack of representation they have and how important it is to see characters as well-known as Ariel look like them. Let these girls be happy. Let them have representation and role models. Let them enjoy a movie about a fictional character without people hovering and calling out the movie for "blackwashing" Ariel (something I've seen several times on twitter).

3. The live action movie is not "blackwashing" Ariel. Disney whitewashed Ariel. Every one of the scumbags out here bashing the movie is going on about "well the original fairy tale was Scandinavian so she should be white because all Scandinavians are white". First of all, not all Scandinavians are white so write that down. Second, she's a fictional character and the idea of mermaids are based off a manatee. Are you going to start yelling at Disney for giving her boobs or red hair now? Or what about Scuttle? In the animated movie, Scuttle is voiced by a white guy, and in the live action movie, Scuttle is going to be voiced by an Asian woman. But no one (as far as I know) has made a peep about that. I guess it only matters if you can actually see their skin color.

4. Also, it didn't seem like anyone had a problem when the Princess and the Frog came out and Tiana was black and Naveen was South Asian. In the original fairy tale, the princess and the prince who turned into a frog were white. It also definitely did not take place in the early 1900s in New Orleans. Just say you're fine with black characters as long as they're not real black people and get the fuck out.

Ultimately, I hope this movie is great and proves all the haters wrong. I'm so sorry for anyone who is attacked by these racist dickwads. Just remember that "everything's better down where it's wetter" because no one can hear the haters scream while you drown them.