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Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 2, Poll 52
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Sword - Phighting!
Olegsey Dushnov/Elijah Douchnov - My Student Spirit/дух моей общаги
Got the Olegsey image from last round's propaganda for him because...idk this just makes him look more like a lil fella and I like that. The propaganda people submit is often an opportunity for me to find better images than Google gives me
ДАААААААААААААААААААААААА!!!!!!!!!!
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 2, Poll 52
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Sword - Phighting!
Olegsey Dushnov/Elijah Douchnov - My Student Spirit/дух моей общаги
Got the Olegsey image from last round's propaganda for him because...idk this just makes him look more like a lil fella and I like that. The propaganda people submit is often an opportunity for me to find better images than Google gives me
ONE VOTE PLEASE GOD
Not Sexy
~850 words. Anton and Olezha react to in universe nomination of Diplomator for Tumblr Sexyman. There was supposed to be a second part (where Olezha creates a fake account to spread some propaganda), but I don't have the time to finish it right now. Maybe I'll write it some day later.
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"Anton?"
"Hm?"
Anton turned his head to look at Olezha, who was sitting on the other side of the couch. He seemed… a bit vary.
"When did you last check the Diplomator tag on social media?"
"Yesterday."
He didn't understand where this was going. Did something happen? Some new article that paints him as "The West's Gay Lobby's Propaganda Project To Destroy And Corrupt The Great Russian Nation And Its Traditional Values"? Or… oh god. Did they get doxxed?!
"Um," Olezha scratched nervously at his neck. "Did you check every social media?"
"What is it. Just tell me."
Olezha looked hesitant, but turned his phone so that Anton could see his screen.
"I think It'd be easier if I just showed you."
Anton lowered his eyes to look. It felt as if a bucket of ice cold water was dropped on his head. With the bucket itself.
He hasn't seen this logo in years. And he thought he'd never have to again.
Then he noticed the post itself.
"Oh."
"Mhm."
"So… Am I winning?" he looked at Olezha and grinned.
"Uh… I don't know? I think you must have an account to see the results while the poll is still active."
"I see…" Anton put a hand on his chin in thought. He had hoped this part of his past would stay forgotten just like red hair and eyeliner. But… He was curious, dammit!
He took his iPhone and typed into the browser search bar, from memory: tumblr dot com.
There was no turning back. Olezha looked at him questioningly, but there was only one thing occupying Anton's mind: what the fuck was even his password?!
It has to be something with Gerard, right? There's no way it isn't. What else could fifteen year old him come up with? Hmm… ilovegerard is too generic… gerardistheway… no, not that. What fucking was it… maybe a lyric… Ah-huh!
Oh…
Uh.
Anton very begrudgingly started to hum the song under his breath, counting the syllables. Then typed: NAx43.
He very pointedly did not look at Olezha while typing. Not even once. It was just random symbols for him. He would never know.
Tumblr for you page welcomed them in all its hideous glory. He tapped on the search bar.
"What was the name of the blog again?"
Olezha just showed him the screen.
@sexy-people-contests-2026
The blog they needed was thirteenth in the results despite him meticulously typing out every single letter and hyphen.
"You'd think they'd fix the search function in ten fucking years, but noooo…" he muttered under his breath, but Olezha heard anyway.
"Ten years?.. Oh! Is this your account from when you were a teenager?" he sounded way too gleeful to ever let him know the truth.
Anton just mentally gritted his teeth and gave him the Diplomator look.
But of course it had zero effect on him.
"It's just that… you never talk about this kind of stuff?"
Anton sighed. He probably had the thousand yard stare right now, didn't he?..
"There are things that are better left forgotten."
He scrolled the blog until he found the poll with Diplomator. He was up against some random old dude. Huh.
Without thinking, Anton smirked and smacked that Diplomator option.
Then the smirk dropped from his face.
"FOUR PERCENT?!!?!" Olezha beside him recoiled from yelling. "And against some… who even is that?!" He squinted: doctor Gregory House. What kind of people even casually know doctors?
"Well, he's from a popular TV series… It has a lot of fans. My sister likes it."
There was nothing but despair in Anton's heart. He full body turned to Olezha. Took his hand in his. Looked him the eye with the most serious expression he could muster.
"Oleg… I need you to tell me. Honestly." His gaze flickered away for a second, and doubtful notes infiltrated his voice against his will. "Am I not sexy?"
Olezha looked at him like he's an idiot.
"Oleg. I need to know the truth."
His partner (not like that) was becoming more and more nervous by the second. And it could only mean one thing…
"Well…" Olezha freed his hand and connected his pointer fingers, looking away. "It's not that you're not… sexy… exactly."
"Oh my god."
"And I don't want to say that you're not sexy…"
"Seriously."
"Not that I'm saying you are!" Anton felt his face drop even more, which Olezha definitely noticed, judging by his active gesticulation. "Not like I would know anyway! And…" he closed his eyes. Slowly inhaled and exhaled. "I have no strong feelings one way or the other. And why are you even asking me this!!!"
He swiftly stood up.
"We have to check the measurements for the coat! And you're distracting me with stupid questions!" He pointed a finger at Anton accusatory and stormed off.
The heartbreak was painful. Anton slumped on the couch, wishing that the pillows would swallow him up, never to be seen again.
His best and only friend just told him he's not sexy. And that hurt way, way more than the stupid four percent he got in the poll.
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 2, Poll 52
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Sword - Phighting!
Olegsey Dushnov/Elijah Douchnov - My Student Spirit/дух моей общаги
Got the Olegsey image from last round's propaganda for him because...idk this just makes him look more like a lil fella and I like that. The propaganda people submit is often an opportunity for me to find better images than Google gives me
HI GUYS PLEASE . VOTE MY ANGEL & MY HALF-MUSE OLEGSEY. MY BELOVED OLEZHA. PLEASE!!!!!
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 104
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Izzy Hands - Our Flag Means Death
Olegsey Dushnov/Elijah Douchnov - My Student Spirit/дух моей общаги
Hopefully this poll is nicer to this My Student Spirit character than the one who's up against Scrub Daddy? I try to stay unbiased when posting these polls (or at least not outright state who I want to win) but I feel like this fandom deserves a win.
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 104
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Izzy Hands - Our Flag Means Death
Olegsey Dushnov/Elijah Douchnov - My Student Spirit/дух моей общаги
Hopefully this poll is nicer to this My Student Spirit character than the one who's up against Scrub Daddy? I try to stay unbiased when posting these polls (or at least not outright state who I want to win) but I feel like this fandom deserves a win.
my badge of honour be like
ARE YOU LONELY?
are you so lonely? i know, you know, he won't be helped. he deserves it ☘️
flowers you've sent to me
ALRIGHT SO LISTEN im totally normal about this topic HEAR ME OUT
THINGS IN LOK THAT to me PROVE THAT FELIX IS CANONICALLY AROACE OR IS AT LEAST IMPLIED TO BE AROACE
⬆️ this reaction
straight up doesn't consider/interpret his relationship with Romeo like anything BUT platonic
⬆️ this reaction
although to be fair it is a pretty weird proposal, but he's SO APPALED by the idea
⬆️ this reaction
⬆️ this reaction
lmfao there's so many of those
so i already pointed this ⬆️ out in one of my drawings, but i do want to elaborate
because not only Felix shows ZERO interest in Verona's women
i also find it really interesting how much the contrast between his and Franz's reactions to them is emphasized, like genuinely this cannot be unintentional, i highly doubt this is just a gag because this apathetic behaviour Felix has towards anything romantic/sexual IS consistent
these lines ⬆️ are like the last nails in the coffin because what do you mean you travel to Verona (VERONA, A COUNTRY THAT'S ENTIRE "MAIN ATTRACTION" IS PRETTY WOMEN (and a pretty prince)) and, when listing all of the attractions and entertainment Verona has as a country, you never once mention, well. THE WOMEN??
like this is such a give away like Felix doesn't even consider the fact that that's kind of the main thing in Verona, he lists food, clothes and all that shit but just COMPLETELY ignores all the sexual stuff
okay so i don't have this page translated yet (im the guy behind @landofkingsunofficialen btw nice to meet you i swear i will finish the translation soon)
AND THIS ENTIRE POINT MIGHT BE A BIT OF A STRETCH, HOWEVER
here, Felix gets out of the shower and Franz says "Monsieur, I know "that there's nothing I haven't already seen", but maybe you could put something on?" SORRY ROUGH TRANSLATION IM IMPROVISING and in response FELIX STARTS DRYING HIS HAIR AFTER WHICH FRANZ POINTS DOWN THERE AND ONLY THEN FELIX REALISES WHAT HE MEANT
to me it looks like Felix doesn't sexualise nudity and that's why he misinterprets what Franz means, he genuinely doesn't think about anything in this situation as sexual/inappropriate IN ANY WAY
OKAY BYE THANKS I GOT TO YAP ABOUT MY AROACE BABYGIRL AND IM HAPPY NOW
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Я больше никогда в жизни не буду столько персонажей рисовать, это пипец
Буду рада реблогам ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
K: "Facial expression analyzer... a smile detector with a shock therapy function?! Felix, I thought I was helping you stabilize your infrastructure! I gave you this technology to regulate the crime rate in the country..."
F: (babbles excuses)
K: "AND WHAT DID YOU DO?"
F: "...I wanted them to smile."
K: "So you shocked them with electricity."
"ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!"
was bored asf so i made a slander piece. inspired by late night discussion with @linushiki
(GIGANTIC THANKS TO @landofkingsunofficialen FOR TRANSLATION BTW!!! PLEASE follow their work!!)
this darn fandom is full of JUST RUSSIANS which no offense i just feel left out🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 okay uhhh i LOCE LOVE LOGE LOVE LOVEV FELIX THAT GUY IS LITERALLY ME uhhmm waru/varu/bapy is also here btw
This is my new au I've been working on for the past few months, I hope you guys like it☺
one of the funniest manifestations of impostor syndrome in combination with my delusions is my favourite delusion I have: russian isn't a real language. I was raised speaking a secret code language within my family that they probably made up, which other people across the world happen to know somehow. Actual Russian is a language out there but whatever I speak isn't it. I have been to russia. I have met dozens and dozens of russian speakers. I watch russian media and listen to russian music. like brother at this point that's not a code that's just a language you speak 😭