Hey! Hey you! Yes you, you little Genshin impact player.
Do you find yourself sexually frustrated because of the lack of romance in Genshin?
What was that? Yes? Well then have I got a game for you!
Tears of Themis. Everyone is smarter, hotter, and richer than you!
In this game, you play as yourself, a witty lawyer who fights justice and still finds time to attract hot boys. What hot boys you ask?
Your typical brown-haired, emotionless boss who is very shy
The happy-go-lucky returning best friend who is dying
The playful trust-fund kid who surprisingly, isn't just a trust-fund kid!
The calculating gentleman who won't shut the fuck up about his job
Now previously when I saw you crying, you were probably crying because you can't get enough wishes fuck the characters! Well in this game, you can! (But of course, not until a million events, grinding, story, and crying later. We can't get you too satisfied.)
Now you can worry your little head off trying to get schips to get cards and oracles of justice to level up your cards and attribute chips to evolve cards and materials to level up their skills and for all of that, you need stellin. What? That's too much work? But look at the hot people on the screen!
Every character in this game is hot! But not everyone is romanceable.
That's gonna come bite you in the ass later
I hope you join us and simp.
Oh? Are you attracted to girls? Well I'm sorry, here's your compensation.
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