literally cry me a river

ken u not

[pomeranian2]

[uncntrl]

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

[vampireswillbutthurtyou-deactiv]

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song

[shopjeen]

[guidancerune]

does anyone have that “dont be racist. be like pewdiepie” pic

[axe-fx-deactivated20200722]

[meechonmars]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

person one (yawning and rubbing eyes): i barely got any sleep last night  person two: oh all those bad bitches you got kept you up, huh? person one (forcing a smile): no, it was my anxiety and depression 😊 

[handsomejackass]

can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background 

[bonerfart]

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ashley banks)

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

[scorpiohumour]

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

[virginitay]

[jamsradio]

[j-alfred-prufrock-deactivated20]

when ur introverted af but your friends are trying to convince you to go somewhere fun

[jonbutter]

[86358-deactivated20150819]

anyone else dumb as fuck?

[chonce]

zayn: i like smart girls not ones who talk about hair and makeup