Peas N Carrots

I like dogs, pasta, and garbage. 23. Follow me on Instagram for shitty photos. @trash.garbage

[90skid-com]

[robinh3arts]

I’m releasing an ALBUM!!!!!!

I’m So so so so fuckin hype. I’ve worked my fuckin ass off and I CANT BELIEVE ITS FINALLY DONE

🌸⭐️💖Here’s a collection of songs and stories and fairytales about the days when things were simple and golden and warm. Releasing 1/19/24 🍓⭐️🦋

Presave on Spotify and find me on other streaming platforms here

[robinh3arts]

I’m releasing an ALBUM!!!!!!

I’m So so so so fuckin hype. I’ve worked my fuckin ass off and I CANT BELIEVE ITS FINALLY DONE

🌸⭐️💖Here’s a collection of songs and stories and fairytales about the days when things were simple and golden and warm. Releasing 1/19/24 🍓⭐️🦋

Presave on Spotify and find me on other streaming platforms here

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

sorta like this

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[librarycard]

[duncebento]

[become-a-wizard-today]

I made this

[keiththesurvivor]

[deciduousfuckhead]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[reallyndacarter]

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

[colleendoran]

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

[iamaperture]

Shiny Rellor

[marinebiologyshitposts]

Do you have any strong opinions on fish?

honestly yes!!! and im tired!!! of pretending i don't!!! here's the fucking thing about fish- they're

[flagellant]

they got silenced by Big Salmon. please be respectful and stop scrolling for a moment of silence

[marinebiologyshitposts]

stop telling people im dead

[flagellant]

sometimes I can still read their posts

[mortalityplays]

it's so cute to me that gift wrapping is an ancient human custom. for thousands of years we have ceremonially made nice little bundles to present to each other, and we have decorated them and ensured that they're neat and careful to communicate the care with which we think of the recipient. and for thousands of years we have been made curious by the concealment of the gift, and been surprised and delighted by the act of uncovering what's inside. we are such simple creatures. we are so thoughtful. we are so cute.

[mortalityplays]

I learned this by googling the historical accuracy of a line in a porn game i'm editing. anyway,

[roach-works]

writing porn is also an ancient human custom

[depsidase]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

[uncahier]

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[groovinomicon]

fuck you I can hear it

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

[asettledsky]

Good news!

[70s-pop-80s]

Artist:  Marcos Alvarado

[colbytumbls]

[stormesandshowers]

Giving mid-2000s camera couture