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Limbus spoilers below the cut

FAULU WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEURDON WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BE RIDING THIS HIGH UNTIL BLACK FRIDAY AT LEAST

#limbus company #limbus company spoilers #faulu #faust lu #faust x hong lu #hong lu x faust #meurdon #meurqui #don quixote x meursault #meursault x don quixote

echotunes

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

fuck-philip-banks

girlnumbers

hi can we play staring and breathing together

serdunkthelunk

ya of course :)

angelicguy

hotdog burst in microwave

angelicguy

ephemeralpool

weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

bells-lettres

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

valentinetheeviljester

Maybe lean out

valentinetheeviljester

the-big-mood

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

ruinedchildhood

electricxmayhem

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

torstherapy

marinebiologyshitposts

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

bunjywunjy

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

puppetbilly

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

proteus-no

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!