Vaginesque

Everything's Better Down Where it's Wetter

[catsbeaversandducks]

“We’re open! Spinach, Flowers, Herbs, Eggs and more…”

Photo/caption by Owens Truck Farm

[hcandersen]

5th richest person on the entire fucking planet wants you to give him more money

he’s a little out of pocket right now after suing a bunch of people in Hawaii to force them to sell their land on the cheap so he can have his 700-acre $100,000,000 playground to himself

[hcandersen]

God, the fucking AUDACITY

It’s easy to forget how disgustingly, perversely rich this man is. He could live in the most absurd, decadent luxury, never lifting a finger, until he turned 1000 years old without spending even a tenth, a twentieth, of the money he has now. He could buy a Tesla and drive it into the ocean, every day, for the next 100 years, without spending even a twentieth of his money.

Even 1 billion dollars is so much money that the human brain has troubles fully comprehending it, so much more money than any one, ten, twenty human beings would ever need in the span of a lifetime, even assuming a lifestyle more comfortable than that enjoyed by basically any other human throughout all of history. He has over 63.

And he wants you to donate to him?? TO HIM??? He could improve the lives of untold hundreds of millions of people if he just decided to give away some of his absurd riches. He could give away 95% of his money without it impacting the quality of his life in any measurable way. And he wants people to just give him more of it?

bring back the fucking guillotine, eat the rich

[eye-scream-girls]

Found this incredible street art whilst looking for brunch. Some beautiful handling of spraypaint and subtle translucent colour all at the hands of Shok-1, an artist I stumbled upon first in real life and then online. Fuckin love bones.

[madsciences]

holy shit tho

[vaginesque]

PSA:

stop telling me how small I used to be. I know I got fat but I don’t need a reminder everyday

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

I love a happy ending!

[househunting]

$225,000/6 br

3,758 square feet

St Paul, NE

“house of memories”

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[paxamericana]

hell earth

[vaginesque]

terrifying

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe you should come down here and kiss me

[sweethotnight]

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

[sweethotnight]

ok its not that funny

[classicmeevs]

It is that fucking funny

[vaginesque]

I’m so tired of people acting like I’m stupid 

[slimeandsensitive]

not so commonly talked about autism symptoms

~poor/abnormal posture ~trouble with left, right, and other directions ~disinterest in sports/physical activity ~rituals with no outcome ~large or unique vocabulary ~lack of organization ~intense compassion/empathy ~intense anger or no anger at all ~connections with animals ~difficulty understanding pop culture, styles, trends, etc

[meowstic-remade-deactivated2015]

he does nt even know

[sweet-bitsy]

Know what

[tittily]

the economic state of america

[weloveshortvideos]

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[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Listen, it’s so important to surround yourself with people who care for your well being and mental health. Don’t allow anyone to think your emotions are irrational and invalid. Don’t allow anyone to think it’s okay to talk over your experiences and minimise the impact they’ve had on you. You do not have to apologise for being unhappy, or pretend you are. When someone truly cares for you, they accept everything that comes with you. You are not a burden.

[awesome-picz]

Two Dogs Get A New Puppy And Now They’re The Best Sleeping Buddies Ever.