“We know nothing about canon Remus-“
My brother in Christ we know he sleeps with his mouth slightly open
He snorts in his sleep sometimes
That even tho his belongings are falling apart the knots and stitches he puts around things are meticulously neat and tidy (controlling what he can control)
That after a full moon he’s so exhausted he can sleep all day
His voice is hoarse
He can do (or at least it’s implied) wandless magic to create flames
His first response to an attacker is to talk to it (and be real sassy with it)
He’s competent enough to get rid of said attacker
He gives away the cure to dementors but doesn’t seem to eat any himself
He smiles a whole lot, considering
He can go from asleep to perfectly alert in seconds
He’s sickly looking to the point “a good curse would finish him off”
He’s likely thin
He has his name on his suitcase but the lettering is old and worn suggesting he’s been called Professor before (likely as a joke but we can’t tell that quite yet)
He looks young despite grey hair, it’s noticeable that he’s been prematurely aged
He’ll take responsibility and check in with the driver
He’ll write to pomfrey to tell her that a student is hurt
And this is just Chapter 5 of PoA- when he’s asleep for 90% of the chapter! Imagine the shit we get when he’s awake
