How did you get here?

There is no method to my madness, no logic to my timing, no coherence to my preference. On that note... Enjoy.

[ageofultron]

Tessa said BI VALKYRIE RIGHTS!!!!

bonus:

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Katherine Ryan - Glitter Room.

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[gaelgarcia]

bonus:

[glumshoe]

Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female coworker hides a smirk behind her hand and winks at me is… an experience.

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

I’m glad you got to have such a quintessentially female experience. All of us have… a Look™️ we share when a man is blathering at one of us and thinks we should be hanging on every word.

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I can describe the look on his face when I explained that “logic" is a value-neutral system of getting from a premise to a conclusion, and that “stupid” human behaviors can still have consistent internal logic.

“There’s nothing logical about wearing jeans with holes in them!” he insisted.

“That depends,” I said. “Do you accept that wearing ‘fashionable’ clothing aids in securing social acceptance, and that ‘ripped-up jeans’ are generally regarded as fashionable? Then saying that ‘wearing ripped-up jeans helps gain social acceptance’ is logically sound, even if you and I both think that ripped-up jeans are tacky, or that this kind of social acceptance isn’t a desirable goal. Those are subjective opinions.”

He really didn’t like that. He also didn’t like when I told him that he cannot make a valid counterpoint to what I have to say if he interrupts me before I can say it.

[neurodivergent-crow]

My hero

[vassraptor]

You also win for having enough self control not asking him how he puts his legs into his jeans if they have no holes.

[fazerslover]

Armanilla pärähti pähkinät 2.0

[snanib]

[butanolisti]

Mä odotan tasan kahta asiaa tässä maailmassa

1) Sitä, etten enää ajattele vuoden 2007 olleen 3 vuotta sitten

2) Sitä, että sisäinen ääneni lakkaa sanomasta “Gifu” kun katson salmiakkirasiaa

[banaanikuha69]

Toi toka on sama mulla siin lukee iha selvästi gifu mut se sit taitaa olla sisu

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my whole life via @buterastronger

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

[redrobin-detective]

@historygrump

[thedailyshow]

Michelle Wolf weighs in on “Wonder Woman.”

[ekimsal]

Life imitates art

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

I know Steve Trevor is named Steve and he’s played by a guy named Chris, and he’s a captain during a world war, and he sacrificed himself in a plane to dispose of the Macguffin, but like, Diana “I’m going to walk across fucking No Man’s Land to liberate this tiny village and there’s nothing you can do to stop me” Prince is still the Steve Rogers of this relationship

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[segweg]

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

[buzzfeedrewind]

[jasongrace]

[waywarddaughter]

Sign me the fuck up

[ryverpenrad-deactivated20181110]

Move over!!

[angryschnauzer]

Its not like its hard, you all you gotta do is go through a door

[anais-ninja-bitch]

You got into the Avengers?