Sowing Discord

Good morning comrades and cowards.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

did i do this right

[junglejim4322]

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

[val-eris]

#me writing two characters having phone sex

[writesharriet]

ch 6/8 -- New fic:

Midnight at the Oasis, The Nice Guys, March/Healy

🔍 casefic: blackmail, illegal porn, undercover at a gay bar

🔍 the world’s most pathetic man being gently dommed into taking care of himself

🔍 60k, Explicit

🔍 complete but posting weekly

archiveofourown.org/works/85086316

this is the vibe:

[badviolets]

redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh youre powerful and evil and now… want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic

[myfavoritedemons]

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s like every week something weird happens.

[tubofgoodthings]

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

[starryoak]

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

[nonotimetoulouse]

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Petition for future series of Star Trek to replace the ‘Captain’s Log’ bits with the Captain making increasingly bizarre anouncements over the intercom explaining the events of the plot to the redshirts.

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. Just letting everyone know that, earlier today, an extra-terrestrial probe inserted about half a centuries’ worth of memories into my brain, leading me to briefly believe that I was living a whole other life that felt as real to me as the one I’m living now. Then I woke up after what felt like decades— but was actually only a few minutes— to discover that my friends, my family and my culture not only no longer existed, but had never actually belonged to me in any real sense.

“So… er, y'know, if I seem a little off over the next few days… that’s why.”

[sdfjkhladshfjaehefkahf]

following my meme post the other day, and talking to friends further on the subject of fat characters in art, especially in fandom, i figured some people might like a tutorial on how to draw them.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me

[villa-kulla]

Pride & Prejudice / Good Omens - Cinematic Parallels

because I can’t be the only one who was thinking of this scene

[writers-hq]

Accurately-titled novels - part 1

(Part 2)

Writers’ HQ

[girlfig]

wakey wakey eggs and

responsibilities

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[fuckyeahtonystark]

insp

[horrorgay]

Today I learned the unfortunate news that JK Rowling based Dobby, and NAMED Dobby after the lowest section of the caste system and I was just sitting there in class like

[horrorgay]

[feminismandmedia]

Literally every time I hear about J.K. Rowling, she just gets worse and worse.

[tittled]

this is an attack

[badacts]

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

[badacts]

this is now my most popular post and i haven’t so far seen a single dumbass attempted rebuttal so i’m feeling pretty good about it tbh

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[doona-baes]

#same energy