Pronounced Vah-lee

Just your weird chicana bisexual geek. I'm just as random as my sexuality and personality. Catch me getting high with Sharpies and listening to bad music I love.

[val3chicana]

can homework like, go bye bye?? like thats the least of my problems and i really do not want to do it

[val3chicana]

OK SO I JUST REALIZED IT WAS KENNYS B DAY AND IM SO MAD AND HAPPY< I CANT BELIVE I FORGOT DCFVGBHJNHBGF

[val3chicana]

help ive been sucking on my lil sis’s chupon since idk where to put it and my teeth sucked through the inside of my gums and it feels so weird

[konnyart]

🔪Stabbed🔪

I just binge watched all the Sally face episodes playthroughs, and now I have a new addiction.

Small warm up so that I can find a way to draw the characters. (Also I HAD to make this joke)

[abandonedbloglolz]

this was funnier in my head I swear

[val3chicana]

my dream lover:

-literally anyone, im desperate

-loving??

-someone who i can trust

-cuddly

-mm yes gimme hugs/kisses

-pls im touch starved

-someone who can handle me and my problems

-2am calls and texts

-literally just someone who gets me

[spooky-somewhere]

i spilled my fucking soup oh my god i am s a d

[spooky-somewhere]

it’s fucking everywhere

[forgottenbones]

[antiandrogen]

im losing my mind

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[incorrecttua]

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humour

Klaus (via incorrecttua)

[jennynoodle]

Ben: *sees octopus at the aquarium*

Ben: *whispering into the glass* I will free you soon, brethren.

[fairycosmos]

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[hyyhp2]

hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

[bluegrasshole]

this post is rly opening my eyes to the fact that some people have no culture…. tagging this with #ketchup and #chicken … how unironically sad

[mcnuggyy]

can’t eat meat today cus of religious reasons but my primo brought a shit ton of chicken nuggets… and no ones been able to eat them… so i’m gunna stay up til 12 and fucking demolish those babies

[thebassclarinetcenter]

HOLY SHIT YOUR MEXICAN AND PLAY BASS CLARINET! I am too dude!

OML YES UR A QUEEN I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[val3chicana]

FUCK YEAH MY DUDE

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[val3chicana]

Hello welcome to: I hate wearing shoes so therefore I am a Disney princess