utterly obssessed

@valdezcalypso

luísa, 22

9,721 posts

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

If there’s ever a good movie/tv show adaptation of tda I expect every fight scene with ty to go completely slo-mo when he puts on his headphones. He starts kicking butt and demons are flying everywhere, but there’s no sound but classical music

Magnus

Walking in on Tessa and Will: *leaning casually against the wall* interesting

Walking in on Clary and Jace: *leaning casually against a tree* interesting

Walking in on Emma and Julian: *kicks the door in with a loud bang* WHY THE MOTHER FUCK HAVE YOU TWO NOT BEEN ANSWERING YOUR PH-oh dear god what the fuck have you two parabatai been doing

To those who think Kit and Ty should become parabatai:

ain’t nobody wants an emma and julian 2.0

Emma: The thing is... I'm living a lie.

Julian: Just one? I'm living like, 20.

queenhelenblackthorn

Literally everyone after finishing LoS

I love how comfortable Asher is in his heterosexuality to go hang out at a gay strip club with his buddy.

#same annalise same

findingcasualmagic

#htgawm did it again.

moonjong-starboy

bonnie: YOU WANT BEEF?

annalise: YEAH I WANT BEEF U GOT BEEF?

bonnie: YEAH I GOT BEEF SO WHATS UP?

annalise: WHATS UP!?

Michaela Pratt looks in 4.01, 4.02 and 4.03

harry: i just want to do regular teenager things

ron: like what

harry: forming an underground militia?

come on, jkr, you know what fans really want

the uncensored versions of the books where everything is the same but ron swears like a sailor

harry: i just want to do regular teenager things

ron: like what

harry: forming an underground militia?

come on, jkr, you know what fans really want

the uncensored versions of the books where everything is the same but ron swears like a sailor

fastest-thing-deactivated201806

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

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