who knows what their theme is.. not me. I do art

I do a lot of random art, occasionally I world build but mostly I'm a huge Pokémon nerd.

[dr-gaytorius]

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

[technicoloryuri]

Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

[technicoloryuri]

My boss: I have a question for you

Me, thinking: oh fuck I messed something up didn't I

My boss: a personal question

Me, still thinking: ah, this is about my penis. I know these matters well

[saturnsocoolioyep]

You truly are a fucking saint and I hope that kid knows you're the reason why because I would've KILLED for that kind of leeway as a teenager

[planstransamanacanalpanema]

Be careful though, some day you'll get blind sided. When I worked in pharmaceutical manufacturing I never really came out as trans, but I still didn't pass well and often talked about things that would only have happened if I'd been born female. I never came out, but I knew everyone knew. One day, one of my more socially unaware coworkers asked if he could ask me a personal question. I said sure, and he lead me away from the group to a side hallway where no one else was around. And then he dropped the question:

"If they made a real jurassic park, would you go?"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you would go

[peartrees]

tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts

[alexaloraetheris]

[silly-moth-123]

This is one of the few posts with more reblogs than likes

[valenciathebrave]

A conversation between me and my boyfriend about how he's falling asleep, bored and tired during a work convention

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[sage-way]

wonder if it still happens??

[wisegirl42]

I wonder if this is still legit… I guess I’ll see

[onyx-di-angelo]

I gotta know, does this still happen??

[phalloutboii]

hmmmmm

[valenciathebrave]

My lovely cat baked beans

[copperrust]

me when i fuckging get you

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from tricks/jumpscares/etc on halloween but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[enchantedreader]

I still fall prey to the almighty duck of creativity.

I need it badly. 

[eosofspades]

THIS IS THE GOOSE OF CREATIVITY. he is here to cancel out that stupid anxiety-inducing duck’s threat. whether you rb or don’t you will still reap all the benefits of creativity. the goose is watching out for you. go. create. be free <3

[mioxenoblade]

[whitemask279]

Soup

[teenagerposts]

🍲 🥣 

[batsandboba]

[batsandboba]

[cherumie]

what if a rat said cheesus christ

[cherumie]

this post isn't resonating with the tumblr community, let me try again

[cherumie]

what if a mouse girl said cheesus christ

[catsharkie-old]

[dreamsofstardustlost-deactivate]

reblog if you have a fat belly, love fat bellies or just think being fat is rad

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[opencharacters]

YES PLEASE

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol