Valentine

a mess of me.

[tilldeathdousart]

[perfectfeelings]

[relativizar-se]

[sexyyyasfuck-deactivated2020021]

lazy days

[sexyyyasfuck-deactivated2020021]

lazy days

[surferboianddollbaby]

p.c: Laura B

[zephyrandtide]

adventures forever with this guy

[bled]

[theunclaimedgeneration]

TUG***

[couplenotes]

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thorinobsessed]

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thebackmatter]

Café August by △ AKU / aku.co

In 1907 August Abram-Aarma started his textile manufacture on the corner of Väike-Karja and Müürivahe street. In 2015 August – a café and cocktail bar with good music – was opened on the exact same spot. Colourful interior design centers around the light green and brass bar and same tones are used throughout the stationery. Morris Fuller Benton’s Clearface (also from 1907) gives the identity a historically correct yet contemporary feel.

[valentinenotes]

So. Pretty.

[lazybonesillustrations]

No moment in life makes you feel more self-aware than when you’re looking at yourself in the bathroom mirror at a party

[valentinenotes]

conventionally attractive person: there's nothing sexier than being yourself! be comfortable in your own skin!!

me, real life goblin with no prospects and a burden to my family:.......right

[liaaxoo-deactivated20170529]

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

[valentinenotes]

chicago mix popcorn is the tits.

[valentinenotes]

Good Day vs Bad Day

When I get emails from things I’ve subscribed to you can tell if I’ve had a good day or a bad day by what I say in my head as I delete them. It’s either: “nope *click* nope *click* nope *click*” or “fuck you *click* fuck you *click* FUCK YOU *click*”