imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
A purple wizard hat.

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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
A purple wizard hat.
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blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper
in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.
story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning
Lydia got in trouble with Big Mushroom for sneaking in some gender affirming surgeries on the abductees. She is unrepentant.
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Drawn for Pride but I forgot to post it anywhere but DA! Happy late Pride everyone!
Any sci-fi media: the spaceship is a character
Me: OMG THE SPACESHIP IS A CHARACTER
I've been watching Lexx. I love how whenever they're attacked the ship just says "ouch" in the exact tone of voice as someone stubbing their toe but it doesn't actually hurt, they just said it because they expected it to.
top 5 ancient artistic cultures (not sure about phrasing. yknow like "jomon style" or "anglo saxon art")
the jade creatures of Hongshen, a late Neolithic culture of northeast China contemporaneous w the latest stages of Sredny Stog and just about all of Yamnaya. attempts to find analogues to these critters in nature have borne little fruit, not least bc the Hongshen appear to had been perfectly capable of pursuing realism in their art – when they wanted to. this article argues the creatures draw inspiration from the shape of human bone and cartillage, like so:
the rest go as follows:
2. figurines of Bronze Age Scandinavia. I just think these look really aesthetically pleasing. look at those curves! idk what to think about attempts to interpret the figurines as depicting historically attested Nordic deities. the most famous artefact to survive from the Nordic Bronze Age, the Trundholm Chariot, seems to depict a myth of only marginal significance to later Norse civilisation
3. the erotic pottery of the Moche, predecessors of the Chimor, who flourished on the coast of northwestern Peru prior to their conquest by the Inca. this post goes a little into the various theories concerning the purpose of the so-called "porn pottery" – I like Larco Hoyle's idea that the pottery (none of which appears to depict penis-in-vagina intercourse) was used by the Moche in order to teach and show methods of natural birth control. but ofc there's a direct analogue in depictions of sodomy on Greek pottery, which doesn't really seem to had served a didactic purpose
4. the Thinkers of Hamangia - not much of a "style" given that it's only these two figurines, I suppose, but these two are my favourite sculptures to come out of Neolithic Europe by far. could write a whole post about them, honestly; definitely among my favourite pieces of prehistoric art in general. afaict, the figurines are nowadays mostly interpreted as a prehistoric equivalent to Gauguin's Where Do We Come From? - I personally prefer to think of them as analogous to his Grape Harvest at Arles
5. cosmetic palettes of late Neolithic Egypt, or what is properly known as the Naqada III phase of Protodynastic Egypt. I just find them to be really pretty – and I kind of love the idea of decorating what is basically a make-up container with depictions of your country's military conquests. the most famous of these palettes is the Narmer Palette; my personal favourite is the Bull Palette, shown on the left. I'd totally use them to mix my kohl
my friends and mutuals pets should live forever.
My friends' and mutuals' pets should bear the curse of immortality. They should wander the Earth as eternal specters, witnessing every joy and folly the planet has to offer, until its last fruit drops from its last bough. When the very stone boils away beneath a geriatric sun, their pets should leap the secret paths known to the cats of Ulthar, and take their place among gods and stranger mysteries.
This doom I place upon them, and I hope they all have a good day.
Hello everyone please be kind to me as I basically become this over Vena's lines and cope with having very little lore on them rn and spending two hours going through all the voice lines I had access to
Incredible theory! I really wish the new Protos had access to the KIM system now.
NO WAY LMAO
I'm burying this stupid ass theory of literary criticism in the ground, it's time for Death of Death of the Author
duality of man
Spitting rainbows out of my ass
Rap battling ppl that got paid to kill me
Killing my sister and framing it as a suicide
Having nightmares??
Building without a permit -_-
once again, murder of at least 6 children
animal cruelty
trespassing
Zoning laws/building safety code violations
Irresponsible animal breeding and possession of bioweapons
”Being of 1000 forms” is the Lovecraftian equivalent of “Every Miku is canon”
They have the same nature
Just because you're beyond human comprehension doesn't mean you don't get to be a virtual diva
Elder Thing Body Language
I’m going to level with you guys. I love the Elder Things. I love them so much. They are hands down one of my favorite alien races. They’re a real demonstration of how far you can take speculative biology and non-anthropomorphism in sci-fi. Someday, I hope to see more people producing Elder Things art, headcanons, and OCs.
But of course, it’s hard to feel qualified to depict sapient creatures so nonhuman, and perhaps that scares people off. That’s why I’m going to introduce some ideas for emotes and body language that you could incorporate into your stories; hopefully it can help us all relate to these beasties a little bit better.
Greeting
The most effusive form of greeting is extending one or more wings to wave at your target. Doing this less energetically can also constitute something like a salute. Either way, it tends to draw attention
Briefly turning all five eyestalks on someone is a good way to acknowledge that they have your attention
Hooking the crynoid arms together is a reflex retained from ocean dwelling, originally to stick with one another in strong currents like sea otters. It expresses both trust and the immediate intention to spend time with one another
Brushing the head cilia against one another is an intimate form of greeting that can mean something like a kiss, a hug, or a butt grab depending how it’s done. The etiquette varies between land and water (water dwellers are generally more dependent on physical touch in communication)
Eyestalk Manners
Having five unconnected eyes allows for the easy division of attention, but how you display your attention will obviously have social ramifications. As a rule of tentacle:
All five eyes means something has your undivided attention and can even constitute staring
Four eyes is slightly less intensive
Three eyes means you have the majority of your attention trained on something. In conversation, you generally point three eyes at the speaker and keep two on your environment
Two eyes means something is interesting but you are distracted from it
One eye is the edge of your attention. If you keep only one eye on someone in conversation, you’ll be accused of ignoring them
Arching one's eyestalk to look down on someone is condescending, the equivalent of a smirk
Happiness
Elder things at ease tend to uncurl. Their tentacles may hang loose and their wings may fold just slightly out of their ridges
They may also emit a low whistle from their vocal organs, signaling contentment. This is done subconsciously
Signifiers around happiness are less dramatically obvious than in human cultures, and Elder Things are likely to just inform each other outright that they are feeling well
Fear
We know from the murals in AtMoM that Elder Things recoil when afraid
Presumably they raise their eyestalks and tentacles and physically draw back
A scared Elder Thing may also begin extending its wings in preparation to fly away, or begin shuffling its foot stalks
Some may curl into a sort of fetal position by folding all of their extremities to their body
Anger/Aggression
Elder Thing culture doesn’t tend to make as much of a distinction between fear and anger except that with anger you feel confident enough to act
But being aggressive for personal gain is considered distinct and uses much of the same body language
An Elder Thing conveying “I will hurt you” makes itself big
It partially unfolds its wings, lifts its eyestalks, and extends the crinoid arms
It may emit a threatening whistle, and its mouths may open
When their mouths open, the threat isn’t to bite you like for a mammal. Rather, in the same way or anger expressions come from primate threat displays, an Elder Thing’s posturing comes from the actions of a sea creature preparing to overpower and eat a smaller creature
Sadness
Sad Elder Things are droopy
And they pull in on themselves
Elder Things aren’t prone to wallowing in pity like humans are, but they certainly know disappointment
And discouragement can make states of torpor highly appealing
Fugue
Elder Things have certain emotions not really translatable to the human psyche in as ready a way
One of the more prominent is something adjacent to dissociation
Elder Things are good at spending long periods of time doing something rote, where a mammal would struggle with boredom
It helps them focus on things like space travel or meditation and is probably related to their somewhat vegetative nature
This state is characterized by methodical, relaxed movements and dilation of the pupils
Sleepy
Elder Things sleep and otherwise go into torpor by tucking in all their extremities and folding the eyestalks against the neck
When they feel lethargic from exhaustion or extreme cold, they will begin to move towards this state, curling in on themselves
Their eyes close when sleeping, so their cilia perk up to keep them somewhat alert
Telepathy
Elder Things are advanced in the psionic arts, and may be able to send weak empathic signals that way, especially if they specialize in Shoggoth handling
This is not a primary mode of communication, however
Sending more coherent ideas requires technique and dedication far less convenient than simply talking
Shoggoths
While the Shoggoths take some of their expression and most of their speech from their creators, their body language is entirely different
Their polymorphic modes of communication may get their own write up soon, because I love Shoggoths too
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Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you
As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me
(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)
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