I'm here to get away from reality and politics.

40 y/o male living in the midwest and trying the best i know how to enjoy life.

[everythingfox]

Broccoli boi

(via)

[valhalla319]

@curiously-adventurous 😆

[mylesbianlife-deactivated202202]

OK maybe a little shy at first

[enchantedengland]

Beautiful Ludlow, Shropshire (@letsgoludlow IG)

[enchantedengland]

Scenes from the Cotswolds (@chrishayward.uk IG)

[jaubaius]

Grindelwald, Switzerland

[everythingfox]

Stop dat

(via)

[lijanaa]

with ℒℴѵℯ

[southern-sweetie1-deactivated20]

Nature’s Beauty 💙

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[amouthdownsouth]

Heh, heh, heh:)

[every-breath]

I've been looking for this gif everywhere. One of my favorite October reblogs! 😂

🍫🐰

[texasred43]

Happy October my friend— I saved it 😋👑😋

@every-breath

[littlewhiskeybird]

[theroadgoesonforever]

A friend sent me this last night,magnets sticking to vaccination site. Imagine that,chipped like dogs they are.

[willywanker58]

Well this is an Eye Opener if I ever seen one !

[peony911]

Interesting….. heard about it but not seen it…..

[valhalla319]

Reeeeally???

[nerdyoperaplaidherring]

[nerdyoperaplaidherring]

100% right...

[nerdyoperaplaidherring]

Thanks honey...

[nerdyoperaplaidherring]

2136

[lijanaa]

with ℒℴѵℯ

[butterflypeaflowertea]

the beach made things feel better 🌊

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[explore4release]

Breathtaking Beauty ❤️

[downhomeamerica]

A-FUCKIN-MEN 🇺🇸

[geaux-lsu-tigers]

Do you have the balls to share this? 

[sassysouthernsexydiva]

💥BOOM💥

❤💙🇺🇸❤💙

[honkykong72]

Fuckin A right! Fuck you! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[becausewelivehere]

🖕 commies.

[marcosfreitasblr]

Source: sweet42 • Via: maxisgirlie

[grumpyseaman]

My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ……smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

“THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week ! ………..You could learn a lot from him.’

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

I looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if  every time was with the same old cow.’

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

[bighoosierdaddy]

Hilarious