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There's something vaguely erotic how the people of Bikini Bottom treats Plankton like a lower class of citizen
Huh? This isn't a diaper! Clearly they're tactical gamerpants
Every. Single. Time. I try to wear big girl panties they end up soaked. No matter how much I try to pretend I can make it, my body has other plans! Am I stupid for even trying?
Breaking news: dumb baby spills all her juice over her computer desk, proceeds to immediately mess her diaper
I want to infantilize a little one’s entire life until they’re helplessly dependent on me for guidance through every situation they find themselves in. I want them slowly over time to start letting their precious little ego go completely when they’re with me, becoming my clingy little fool.
I want to dumb down their vocabulary and trivialize their adult problems until they come home from work hardly able to contain their tears because their boss was “such a big meanie” to them today and work is too hard, they just want their blocks.
Allow them to date but only under my supervision and with my approval, selecting for them only the cruelest, most condescending partners I can find. Making them so nervous for their nights out that they’re bound to fail. And when they do, I’d want them running home to me, crying because it’s so hard trying to be big.
It would be so cute watching them try to resist it from absolutely consuming them at first. All bashful in the beginning when I ask them if they washed their hands after going to the bathroom. Then as all sense of dignity and pride is chipped away, becoming more obnoxious- making a big scene of filling their pants for me, forgetting that the bathroom was ever even an option.
Getting them so hopelessly dependent on nap time that I have to make excuses for their behavior when they get cranky because they’re overdue for theirs. I want them so helpless, they’re pawing at my shirt with wet eyes and whimpers anytime anything goes awry, taking comfort in the safety and dependability of nursing from me.
Spoiling them so rotten they can’t take no for an answer anytime they see a toy or treat their little heart desires. Nothing would make me happier than to see my little one, ego completely shattered, red in the face, kicking and screaming on the floor because I said they can’t have sweets before dinner. Letting them wear themselves out until they’re just a heaving mess of tears desperate for the familiarity of me.
I want a little one to give up themselves entirely <3
It's so hot to take adult emotions and infantalize them. Like of course you're going to have feelings of discomfort and over stimulation as I touch you in uncomfortable ways but to me you're just being fussy. Or you're going to be mad when take away your only means of adult pleasure when I steal your vibrator but what if I convince you that you're just acting out and having a tantrum. It might be reasonable that you're sad that you don't get to engage when I put you in the play pen and start kissing Mommy in front of you but really I think you're just in need of a nap. Taking away and dismissing your emotions as the unregulated feelings of a child is one of the many ways that I enjoy enforcing the view that you're actually a dumb little baby.
I need something cutesy, humiliating, sweetly degrading to write on my next kiddo premium overnight 🤔
Who wants to grab a handful? 😘
If I was given the choice to have regular adult sex maybe a few more times before getting bottom surgery BUT I had to spend a week out of diapers I genuinely don't think I'd take it. I mean, are wet clothes really worth it?
"Oh geeze she's doing that thing again 😑"
It's called whimsy, Karen
I often wonder why I was let out of diapers to begin with…when I’m just so talented at filling them 😵💫
"You've been rather fussy, little one. Maybe this will help clear your head! Let's take all these icky grown up clothes and pack them away for a while :) Just look at your drawer, there's so much more room for diapers now.
And the closet? Goodness far too many big girl thoughts here clouding that pretty little mind.
see how much better it is and oh goodness how many empty hangars there are!
Maybe when you've had a chance to grow up PROPERLY this time you'll get these back. Yes even the band tees. ESPECIALLY the band tees"
Huh, I could've sworn this thing had a wetness indicator 🤔
I love my diapers! I love being a silly little baby! I love that I'll never be "big enough" for "big girl panties"! ^0^
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You can tell how much my diaper sags from how low on my tattoos they go