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[valk-things]

bucket of wet slop *grins*

Why are you like this

[valk-things]

gave speedruning 6-2 a shot and its gone quite well

[valk-things]

ummm hi

i don’t know why but people keep following me even though i havn’t posted anything in a week, should i just keep doing funny questions answering?

[valk-things]

BITCHES BE LIKE ᓭ!¡𝙹リ⊣ᒷʖ𝙹ʖ ʖ𝙹╎ꖎ╎リ⊣ ╎リ ᔑ !¡𝙹ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣.⋮!¡⊣

yes

[valk-things]

im government kin assigning you this one image i saw of a happy little cat with an arrow pointing to it saying stupid little woo woo boy. the cat had a party hat on. you are now a stupid little woo woo girl :)

meowmeowmeow

[valk-things]

that ain't him :skull:

[valk-things]

wait what

people are actually following me??? uhm uh uhm hi I guess I never knew I would grow any at all on tumbler so that’s fun I guess.

anyways how has everyone's days been?

[valk-things]

miku binder thomas jefferson?

hamilon

[valk-things]

borzoi my beloverd (i want) (pls make borzoi tumblr sexyman)

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coleslaw yes or no?

depends on the coleslaw, some are good and some are warcrimes.

[valk-things]

your homeosexuality is MINE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FANTER!!1

FARNTRRRRR!!!!!!!!111!1!!!1!!11!!1!!!!1!!1!

[cosmic-aria]

[valk-things]

just imagine a Shakespearean play where they get the plague and everyone starts dying where someone tells the crowd the plague is among them, and a century later people see it and go “Amogus”

[valk-things]

so this just hapend

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[purple---skye]

reblogging cause i need to save this

[5bi5]

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

[ironwoman359]

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

[lee-not-garrison]

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!

[whump-mybeloved]

Reblogging so I remember to do this

[esoteric-stars]

Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY

[thatonelonelydwaggy]

Reblog to save a life

[guiltiest-gear]

Gotta save this

[fisher-net-deactivated20240311]

ok im about to try this and i’ll update you guys to tell you if this is legit wish me luck

update: holy shit it worked 10/10 would eat again :)

[valk-things]

I require to try this