[funnyhat12]

what wld u do if u saw skulduggery pleasant like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

[daethsticks]

yeah okay like we know Skulduggery’s suits give him the appearance of mass, but do they give him an ass tho

[lassieposting]

suggestion: ghastly is familiar enough with skug's ass to recreate it from memory

[valkyriepain]

I wouldn't have even known there was spoilers out on tumblr if Landy hadn't gone on a twitter rant - shot yourself in the foot a bit there pal

[mooncactus]

@thats-so-craven is a gift to fucking SOCIETY period end of god damn sentence

[morwenna-crows]

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[sp-fanclub]

Serpine: My lord, I think our friend Veengeous has been stealing from us.

Mevolent: What has he been stealing? Is it serious?

Serpine: It is serious sire. He has stolen my heart.

[scrubblet-deactivated20230111]

Tom Holland's Umbrella dance but instead it's Nefarian Serpine

[incorrectspquotes]

Frighting Jones: Why are Gracious and Donegan sitting back to back?

Aurora Jane: They had a fight.

Frighting Jones: Then why are they holding hands?

Aurora Jane: They get sad when they fight.

[fleeting-ghosts-art]

How could i pass up the opportunity to do Darquesse as well.

*shop in bio, commissions open*

[dextervexprotectionsquad-deacti]

[ravenna-x]

Administrator: There was a near apocalypse in Ireland this week.

Every Sanctuary outside of Ireland who has watched the Irish Sanctuary face consecutive apocalypses for the last 6 years:

[shudderue]

skulduggery: friends who commit war crimes together stay together!

twelve year old impressionable stephanie, googling the geneva convention: is that so?

[shudderue]

saracen rue's last words were "yes, ma'am." saracen rue is a bottom.

[sp-minion]

Abyssinia: Skulduggery you’re the father of my child

Valkyrie:

[facelessxchurch]

Galaxy Brain Fancast: Baron Vengeous being played by Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson)

[scrubblet-deactivated20230111]

I haven't drawn Baron before so thought about doing a normal outfit and a noir one

[shudderue]

how much awful dating advice do you think saracen subjected val to during seasons of war and how much now do you think she'll look back on him telling her to get militsa bedsheets ("fucking bedsheets, saracen?" "it's about the implications" "oh my god") and smile fondly because he was trying to cheer her up with the prospect of going home and seeing her girlfriend when he never got to return home to the people he loved