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These picture generating prompters have no shame…..

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

hideousgourd

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

elbdot

IT'S COMING...

"El's Alolan Adventures" - The animated Comic Dub will premiere on December 13th for the comics 6th ANNIVERSARY! :D

The first episode will premiere next week ONLY ON YOUTUBE! Follow the link to subscribe to my channel to get notified! :D And thanks again to my incredible voice actors and my wonderful patrons for enabling me to finish this project!! ;W; I can't WAIT to show you all my favorite episodes!! :DD Patreon

ryukodragon

We can't have nice things this year can we

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funkyfunderberker

fished through my tumblr over dinner tonight to find this post bc i quote it all the time and i wanted to show my pal who’s a twin. his face fell. “that’s us”

his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

dogsofcorn

chio-tyan

It’s everywhere and it’s disgusting

enbydemirainbowbigfoot

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

red-king4

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smoqueen-deactivated20251108

this is what it looks like and feels like to eat beef stew

redstonedust

i enjoy how most hermits get twink-ified in fanart and then theres impulse where everyone is like 'this man is a UNIT. this man is EIGHT FOOT TALL and built like a TRUCK. this man has the body type of a GRAPEFRUIT balanced on a FRIDGE.'

redstonedust