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you can have a bit of acting like a fool, as a treat
You can act like a damn fool when talking to women and envies as a treat (we find it cute)
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Ok Google, how to talk to pretty women and envies without acting like a damn fool.
you can have a bit of acting like a fool, as a treat
You can act like a damn fool when talking to women and envies as a treat (we find it cute)
reblog to boop prev with your paw
I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair
Send me a number (or several numbers) and I will happily answer! Or ask me something not on this list! I've always seen people do these question games and have always wanted to do one myself so I put together these questions from several similar lists circulating around on Tumblr!
Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life? If so, what are they?
Are piercings sexy?
Are tattoos sexy?
Are there any sex toys you want to try?
Are you more of a dominant, submissive, or switch?
Are you rough or romantic?
Are you the jealous type?
Are you vocal during sex?
Do you have a gag reflex?
Do you kiss on the first date?
Do you like being blindfolded?
Do you like dirty talk?
Do you like hair-pulling?
Do you like it rough or romantic?
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
Do you like name-calling in bed?
Do you like seeing the evidence (bruises, bite marks, hickies)?
Do you like teasing or being teased?
Do you like to cuddle?
Do you like to swallow?
Do you like watching or being watched?
Do you prefer having foreplay or getting right to it?
Do you prefer long hair or short hair?
Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to sex?
Do you watch porn?
Have you ever cried during sex?
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Have you ever had sex in the shower?
Have you ever had to use your safe word?
Have you ever spanked or been spanked in the bedroom?
Have you ever squirted before?
Have you/would you have a threesome?
Have you/would you participate in an orgy?
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
How do you feel about public displays of affection?
How many people have you had sex with?
Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?
Tongue or no tongue while kissing?
What are your BDSM test results?
What are your thoughts on friends with benefits?
What do you like and dislike about oral sex?
What do you think about toys in the bedroom?
What do you wear to bed?
What is an overrated sex position?
What is an underrated sex position?
What is one thing you really like during sex that you wish happened more often?
What is something that never fails to make you horny?
What is the best sexual ego boost you’ve received?
What is the first thing that draws your attention when you meet someone new?
What is your biggest turn-off?
What is your favorite color to wear?
What is your favorite kind of foreplay?
What is your favorite kink and why?
What is your favorite part of your body?
What is your favorite pet name?
What is your favorite position in the bedroom?
What is your favorite type of non-sexual contact?
What is your newest kink?
What is your safe word?
What is your top sexual fantasy?
Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?
Would you have sex on the first date?
Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded?
Would you rather make out or cuddle?
kink ask game
1. tell the story of the most public sex you've ever had
2. what do you usually get off to?
3. what's your #1 kink right now?
4. describe your "kink awakening"
5. what's a kink you've tried that you've found is just not for you?
6. do you do anything to flag what you're into to others in public?
7. think about your deepest darkest fantasies. would you ever act them out in real life?
8. what's the hottest sex you've had in recent memory?
9. is there a kink or sex act you're really wanting to try out?
10. describe your type
11. describe your sexuality
12. what's the weirdest thing you've ever put inside someone/yourself?
13. what's something that always reminds you of a sexy memory?
14. are you lusting after anyone right now?
15. if you used hanky code what would your color be?
16. how many times can you cum before you need to stop?
17. what's your most "taboo" kink?
18. do you like praise or degradation more?
19. tell a funny sex story
20. have you ever successfully used a pickup line? what was it? did you fuck?
21. what's the most creative improvising you've done during a scene?
22. what's the weirdest thing you've ever been hit with/hit someone else with?
23. are you a dom or sub? top or bottom? switch? verse?
24. how do you feel about filming your sex acts?
25. describe a time you've been unsure going into a scene but turned out to be really into it?
26. what's a kink you've changed your opinion on?
27. have you ever been to a bath house?
28. have you ever been to a porn theater?
29. how many sex toys do you own? what's your favorite?
30. do you have any fetishes?
31. have you ever been to a nude beach?
32. give me your top 5 favorite kinks of all time
33. do you have a go-to safe word?
34. do you use dating/hookup apps?
35. name every body fluid you've ever tasted
36. is anonymous sex more fun or is knowing someone sex more fun?
37. what do you like most about your current sexual partners?
38. do you go to any sex/kink events irl?
39. what's something that never fails to turn you on?
40. is there things you like to watch in porn that you wouldn't want to do in real life?
41. name your favorite porn star(s)
42. what kink/acts do you wish there was more porn of?
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Someone in my messages asked me for 24 on the pervy questions ask game
24: would you have sex with your best friend?
I do not have someone I consider my "best" friend, but it is not unusual for me to fuck friends, so I likely would.
4, 8, 11 & 35~
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? In the shower or at a kink event I guess? Unfortunately I cannot do stuff outside cause of the chance of being seen by a stranger who didn't consent to that. So nothing exiting 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? On the bed, definitely. Most comfy and lots of space for throwing people around/being thrown around during rough play. The cushioning can also be nice for rough play, less limited in how rough you can be for safety reasons. 11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like? Depends on the situation. I often just wear the underwear that I happen to be wearing at the time it is initiated. Sometimes I wear one of the cute strings I have laying around. But sometimes when I feel dysphoric I wear ugly tucking underwear instead. I'll have a lot more freedom once I get SRS. 35: Worst possible time to get horny: When none of my sexual partners are around. Or worse, if one of them is around but unable to reciprocate in that moment. If I am in public I can easily deal with it though. Thanks for asking :3
Pervy questions!
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35: Worst possible time to get horny:
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
40: What do you wear to bed?
41: When was the first time you masturbated:
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53: Do you watch porn?
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
58: Booty or Boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
92. Ask whatever you want.
I’m on holidays and very bored and alone at home, so go send me some asks you naughty dykes <3
sapphic reblog <3 men and minors dni.
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reblog to tug on prev's collar
robot girl with vampire girl friend: ok so I take the imitation blood compound and soak it in a sponge material, then cover that in adequately realistic skin and install it somewhere on my body. the smell should be realistic enough, and then, I just need a plausible explanation for what the real function of it is supposed to be so it's not too obvious that- i mean, so that she knows not to bite it to compromise the important purpose it serves.
vampire girl accidentally stumbling on the blueprints: there's got to be some practical reason for this, i'm probably just reading into it, i mean, sure, it looks like she's considering attaching an exposed piece of bloody synthetic flesh to her neck that has no actual functionality, but I don't know how she works. she definitely doesn't want me to bite her. that would be a really weird thing to assume.
their succubus friend absolutely loves hanging out with the two because the particular kind of repression going on here is like a really interesting flavor of sugar free energy drink to her, can't get it anywhere else. no actual nutritional value but like, the stimulant effect is pretty good anyway
just like her oddly placed “coolant gel storage compartments”
my insurance should cover an nfc implant as gender affirming care
guess what
Did it get covered?
By insurance? no i got it for free from the german biohacking community :3
Is anything more romantic than getting a Two Together Railcard?
To all the catgirl couples out there.
I feel seen
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All connectors are beautiful
wip picture of my new cropped hoodie. ink can't dry fast enough for me :3
based on this sticker