Hometown Hero National Nobody

The itsy bitsy bisexual from the backwoods of Bumblefuck, Nowhere. 19 and genderfluid. Jack Barakat makes me weep. I rant in the tags and cry over cats a lot. I try to act more hardcore than I really am. Punch your local nazi shithead.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[teenagerposts]

I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS 🎄

[lastgunfighterballad]

well worth the wait

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[vaporwavesimulator]

*wii shop channel music playing as i lay dead on the ground*

[softdedue]

“they” is shorter than “he or she”

“they” is more inclusive than “he or she”

“they” flows more naturally than “he or she”

I don’t want to see “he or she” ever again

[fairycosmos]

i hmmmmmmmmmm hate my body SO MUCH like the fact that i have to live in it and that people judge me based on the way it looks makes me feel…..sick

[leeleeleelee]

[bouchie]

[tzpyrope-deactivated20170506]

[babyanimalgifs]

via @imgur

[alpine-insurrection]

Your waitresses’s legs get a lot of exercise on the job. When the revolution comes, she’ll outrun you.

Tip well.

[lord-kitschener]

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

[artaeum]

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

[instructionsfordancing]

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

[twyrine]

a worm

(̲•̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ ̲̅)̲̅ )

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

I was in a phone call and I said ‘WOAH! That’s a fucking good post!’ out loud

[anxietylord]

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

[regularlesbian]

*sells my family’s wig collection to arm a platoon*

[octopussiour]

[oparnoshoshoi]

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

FREE HIM

[psxsx]

[keatonpatti]

[vampi-the-figgit]

13, 26, 31 !! 💜

13. If you had to choose one song to listen to for the rest of your life which would it be?Living Tombstone’s version of We Are Number One or All Time Low’s I Can’t Do The One-Two Step

26. Favorite childhood tv show? Courage the Cowardly Dog or Ed, Edd, and Eddy were the fuckin SHIT

31. Kisses or hugs?Kisses! I love hugs but god damn kisses make me weak 😩