The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch

Dumping grounds.

[pbs-r]

nothing solidifies generational bond more than remembering discontinued candies that you can’t even be sure were real

[pbs-r]

[animazed]

[azureandie]

[sausage1998]

wikihow chihuahuas

[sausage1998]

mood board

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[sopretty4]

I will never NOT reblog

[wlntrrz]

DUDE???

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

Look, all you science-types classifying “bugs” with your “science names”. Just stop it. The truth is out there. Those are fairies and you know it.

Jeweled flower mantis? That’s a fairy.

Lace bug? Nice try, government. FAIRY.

Satin moth? FUCK YOU. FAIRY.

[abitofintellect]

LMFAOO what even is this?!!???

[thundergrace]

I couldn't love him more.

[night-time-anxi-tea]

"I will never trust pants again!" What crime did pants commit to make them untrustworthy????

[homie-koyomi]

He was doing a routine on snl and his whole ass pants ripped,(I think) live, SpongeBob SquarePants style. I'll see if I can find the funny image that usually accompanies it.

I do not blame him even slightly lmao. Besides skirts are hella comfy too

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

rip lil nas x and also his pants

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

[assassinationtipsforladies]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Bert and Ernie chilling in their Apartment during the Coronavirus Pandemic

[cheese-greater-official]

*cough gay cough*

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

*cue vine voice* Oh my god, they were roommates…

[cheese-greater-official]

Cary grant and Randolph Scott lived together for 11 years in their mansion entitled the bachelor pad there are press pictures of the two of them living in a completely wonderfully domestic setting

When Cary grant has to marry as to stop the rumours of their gayness he became very depressed, him and his wife divorced 13 months later

[cheese-greater-official]

Putting more pictures here because yes

[ladyoftheharbour]

Also they reason said wife divorced Cary is bc Randolph “refused to leave” their home and Cary wouldn’t kick him out.

[theparadigmshifts]

[lamardeuse]

I’d seen some of these pub stills before but not all of them, imagine middle America looking at this and thinking they were just bachelors sharing a house holy fuck

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

I am obligated to reblog this everytime it shows up on my dash

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Confirmed bachelors, best fiends, and roommates. Yup, bros being bros.

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikipikipek]

[maturina]

[queenie435]

[senatortedcruz]

why r there SO many film/book/tv people on here (and twitter) that are like “I want every plot point spoon fed to me like an idiot and NEVER want to engage with content rated higher than PG”

[senatortedcruz]

the notes on this post are god’s punishment for assuming that the average tumblr user has a crumb of reading comprehension. 

[elliottpiss]

[memeclassheroes]

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[rottingfacade]

[txtapollo]

Cottagecore this, goblincore that, no one seems to realize that the ideal is hobbitcore. I wanna be hairy and fat and well fed and happy about that, with a tidy and cozy home and garden, absolutely raucous parties, and a little bit of theft and vandalism, as a treat.

[chickenstab]

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

[chickenstab]

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

[vederlicht]

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail. 

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too. 

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3 

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3 

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3 

[dreamingbuttons]

Let me add a couple more!!

A personal favorite of mine: Honduran White Fruit Bat, also known as ‘Marshmallow Bats’! These tiny cuties make tents by nibbling on the leaves until they fold down, and they snuggle close underneath it!

Bumblebee Bat! The smallest bat species and often considered the smallest mammal on Earth!

And the newly discovered Pied Bat!! I couldn’t find much about them, but gosh, they are adorable!!

[korkro]

@daggertongue >:0!!!!

[roach-works]

let’s hear it for the Little Brown Bat! very common in the midwest america, looks like a cotton ball having a tantrum.

so plush. so angry!

when they scream at you while you’re rescuing them you can feel it tickle your lungs. i love them so much.