[joshpeck]

what happened to bingus? you guys used to love bingus

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

Rat slap

[crocodilianilian-deactivated202]

Rat slap

[gorps]

Rat slap

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[meanplastic]

[joshlovesyou]

[outofcontextarthur]

[thebootydiaries]

how men b looking at you while revving their engine

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[thecommonchick]

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toastbutteregg]

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

[vibratome-remade-deactivated202]

[lesbianshepard]

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

[zoobus]