Vampire Rat Guy

Tobias • he/him • vampire • tornado fan since 1660, bird lover, animal enthusiast, the most basic vampire but the weirdest guy, I’ve grown to love a lot about the world in the 369 years I’ve been alive, and you should too, no matter the costs.

[twistcmyk]

i'm scared to show you

[puppybeast]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[newtonpermetersquare]

why have i been disgraced

[probablyasocialecologist]

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

[xwxda-m1n3n-g035-nyahxwx]

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

[vampirebatrat]

As a vampire, I just don’t think twilight was very good for our reputation. Firstly, if a girl walked in sat next to me on her period first day of science class, I’m not even in science class I’m asleep in my coffin. Sparkling in the sun??? Fake. Overhyped. Wtf even is that. This isn’t mlp crystal empire we are blood-eating, stalking creatures of the night. I’m not even trying to be upset about it but it’s just so stupid. Werewolves are sexy as hell we would never start a war irl especially not over a dumbass baby. Never met any eternal creature even mildly concerned about humans and their creepy babies.

[depsidase]

[vampirebatrat]

Drew these animals yesterday. For science. College wants me dead but I have. Epaulette shark.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[heroes-wear-green]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of him as a puppy. that's animal

[voz-12]

That's it, Chap. Put that monocle and top-hat on. You don't need to think anymore, you're a proper Gentlemanly Chap now. Yes, drink your tea.. Now get in the fantastical steampunk flying machine..

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#chap fetish #forcechap #gentleman k1nk #gentleman nsft #forcesteam #not bluey #nsft chap

[depsidase]

[clayclayton332]

Rainbowdash animorphing into a roach <3

[grozat]

the long winter evening

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[harrytrumansfimbriae]

[vampirebatrat]

QUESTION

Would anyone out there on tumblr be interested in commissions from me?? Anyone?? Anyone??? Also PLEASE give me pricing suggestions bc ppl always say im underselling my art so lmk what y’all think

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]