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Daily Polin’s 1k Celebration Top 5 Show Scenes (as voted by our followers):

1st: 2.08 Colin taking Pen’s hand and leading her away (73.8%)

You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on. Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride & Prejudice (2005)

christophernolan

How are you this evening, Mrs Darcy?

a platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

recentgooglesearches

do ghosts think i act weird

c-sand

you must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. you are too generous to trifle with me. i believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as i’d scarcely allowed myself before. if your feelings are still what they were last april, tell me so at once...my affections and wishes have not changed. but, one word from you will silence me forever. if...however, your feelings have changed, i will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and i love, i love, i love you. i never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

bodyglitter

so ummm when is it My turn to receive love and affection

kaijuno

memewhore

thefuzzydave

I have no idea what to do with this information

pics-that-make-you-go-hmm

patchwork-fox

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

porterr-robinson

claroquequiza

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

notchicken

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

harryforguccy

not to be that person but NOBODY KNOWS YOU BABY THE WAY I DO AND NOBODY LOVES YOU BABY THE WAY I DO ITS BEEN SO LONG ITS BEEN SO LONG MAYBE YOU ARE FIREPROOOOoooooOOOOOOOOF

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post