VampireHusbando aka Kiba 🦇🍷

[vampirehusbando]

Hello Tumblr, my old friend~

You may call me VampireHusbando or Kiba, if you wish. I stream, make videos, ramble about psychological horror and occasionally I’m funny, though never by design.

A pleasure to meet you~🖤

My haunts:

📺 YouTube

📱 TikTok

🎮 Twitch

🦋 BlueSky

🎨 #VampRoute

🔞 #KibasBloodLust

🎬 #KibaClips

🐺🦇 #SaKiba

VampireHusbando.com

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[vampirehusbando]

VICTORIAN GOTHIC STYLE WINTER JACKET FOR SALE

Alright guys I have been DESPERATELY trying to sell this Dracula Clothing coat to someone who wants it because it is BEAUTIFUL but just a little snug on me. I'm asking for 75USD plus shipping. I originally paid well over 100USD plus international shipping from Turkey so you are getting a deal here

[ratsquinks]

they have combined to become a pratzel

[vampirehusbando]

Not the new Palia storyline making a grown man cry 😭

I saw it coming from a mile away, but a good happy story is something I haven't experienced in a while. If you haven't started the Royal Highlands quest yet...bring tissues

[vampirehusbando]

[sprucedarkstache]

I need yall to understand how fucking horrifying this screenshot is to me.

Also I need every horror artist now to use this please

[vampirehusbando]

Meet the 'Me' that almost was👁️ This was nearly my final form before I made the switch. Did I make the right call, or is this look a hidden gem?

[qae0]

some art I did of Nova for Revenant @the-return-of-yagamimi

[rylandsgrace]

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

[vampirehusbando]

Unpopular opinion apparently: If you’re arguing that a 17 year old needs to put picking up an EXTRA shift above their youth, you’ve been in the workforce too long and the wires are crossing.

Stop treating children like mid career professionals. Let them live life while they can.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[vampirehusbando]

Palia: The cute cozy game where everybody's wife dies

[vampirehusbando]

[vampirehusbando]

The coffee gods have spoken: I got the job!

Back to the cafe life for me. I’ll be getting the onboarding details tomorrow.

Please remind me to drink water while I work so I don't accidentally vibrate into another dimension ✌🏻

[vampirehusbando]

Actual conversation I had

Person: Everyone should live within their means

Me: Ideally, yes, but currently people are struggling to even afford essentials.

Person: Eat ramen. Save money.

Me: Yeah so I did that and ended up in the hospital bc it was all I could afford

Person: Food banks, salvation army, a second job

Person No. 2: Get creative. I’ve had to dumpster dive. Use your brain.

Me: HOW IS THIS ANYTHING A PERSON WHO WORKS 40 HOURS OR MORE A WEEK SHOULD BE SEEN AS A REQUIREMENT TO LIVE??? WHAT THE FUCK?!!

[vampirehusbando]

Saw a video where a guy asked a bunch of people at a convention what anime character would they vote for president and I am eternally wounded because NO ONE SAID ROY MUSTANG???