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tamamita

What is the funniest pokemon move

tamamita

Obsessed with the description for this move

knyareth

losing my mind at the animation as well

stumbleinethevampirequeen

its-funnytwittertweets

valtsv

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

catsbeaversandducks

Wildlife photographer Joe Neely captured two bees snuggling in a flower, and the adorable pictures show a beautiful side of them we rarely witness.

Photos by Joe Neely - Via Bored Panda

yencid

newtonpermetersquare

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

squided

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

rubykgrant

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances

wetslug

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

nervoushiccup-deactivated201508

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

forgamers

thunder-thighs-sfw

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

megatome

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure