whatever

hey im cam. 25. they/he.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[darkspaceboytoy]

A good shade of green can literally save your life

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[imjunebitch]

some people low-key do deserve to be hurt but its not ur job to hurt them and its not a morally positive thing to be the one doing the hurting

[imjunebitch]

i say this to my reflection every morning

[giritina]

Justice

[lovelessfa1ry]

🐝⊹ ࣪ ˖

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[teathattast]