suk a dog dik

how can u eat ass wtf its not even chewy

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

oh u like me?? funny .. i didn’t see ur pupils dilate??

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[gusdapperton-inactive]

robin and steve only applying to jobs where they’d be working together because they’re bffs and know they won’t be able to stand anyone else

[ohmybgosh-deactivated20200822]

[magical-girl]

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

[multicolors]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[chery]

bro stop saying in order to be truly loved u have to subjectify yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known ur scaring the hoes

[bokuwachikuwa]

[themakeupbrush]

Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda F/W 2019

[adonischildsupportcase]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them

my therapist: 

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

[shimashimashippo]

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

[criedhavoc]

[snappysnackshack]

pretending to like music recs a guy gives u is on the same level as faking an orgasm for him

[harljordan]

God of Thunder (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[catscenter]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same Photo For 10 Years

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