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@vampiric-hunter
"Solar Ellison, and you are?"
In the darkness of the Briar Wood, stood the familiar tents of a vampire hunter camp. Normally missions like this meant nothing. But maybe this time was different.
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Yeah! Only two I've seen so far in my travels are a sort of fey-vampire offshoot named "Pearlwind Vampires" and a siren-like type of vampire... I think those were called Reefdraughts?
WHERE.
Ali. I don't care how long you research this, just please remember to sleep this time? Please? For me?
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!!
You say that, then you pass out at your desk for nearly a day, and you wake up with neck problems and you have no idea where you are or what you're doing.
Yeah! Only two I've seen so far in my travels are a sort of fey-vampire offshoot named "Pearlwind Vampires" and a siren-like type of vampire... I think those were called Reefdraughts?
WHERE.
Ali. I don't care how long you research this, just please remember to sleep this time? Please? For me?
what subspecies of vampires have you researched or recorded so far in your studies?
SUBSPECIES??!?!!?!??!?
Aaaaaand just like that I'm not seeing him for a week. It's fine. He's having fun. I think.
(researcher noises in the distance)
Yeah. That's him having fun.
what subspecies of vampires have you researched or recorded so far in your studies?
SUBSPECIES??!?!!?!??!?
Aaaaaand just like that I'm not seeing him for a week. It's fine. He's having fun. I think.
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
No one- I- Hfmp!
She seems pretty… shaken up at not knowing about this
Hey, don't worry about it! Generally mana feeders try to hide the fact that they're mana feeders. I bet even your sire doesn't know about them!
@vampiric-hunter
"Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of them.... very interesting though!"
Don’t insult my sire like that! He knows everything! EVERYTHING!
She stomps the ground
"No one knows everything. It's just not possible."
Is for him! You’re just jealous!
She sticks her tongue out
"Your sire is not a special case. I don't know why you need to hear this.."
That’s what you think. Hfmp. Why does no one ever believe me!
She grumbles something.
My sire is the greatest! At everything! And soooooo powerful!
"You're talking like you're in a cult."
SHUT IT!!!! JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS!!!
She slams her hands over her ears. Is she having a tantrum or some shit?
He visibly flinched when she suddenly raised her voice, eyes widening for half a second before he returned to his normal annoyed expression.
"Why are you getting so loud all of a sudden?! I was just making an observation.."
She pauses, taking a moment to count her fingers repeatedly like a therapeutic exercise
I- you’re lying! And I don’t like when- Hfmp.
…Sorry for yelling…
He avoided her eyes, or really looking at her at all.
"It's fine, why are you apologizing? I don't care." A moment of awkward silence that felt eerily out of place.
"...Anyways, I'll be going, I was looking for something..."
And he rushed off, still avoiding any type of eye contact with anyone.
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
No one- I- Hfmp!
She seems pretty… shaken up at not knowing about this
Hey, don't worry about it! Generally mana feeders try to hide the fact that they're mana feeders. I bet even your sire doesn't know about them!
@vampiric-hunter
"Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of them.... very interesting though!"
Don’t insult my sire like that! He knows everything! EVERYTHING!
She stomps the ground
"No one knows everything. It's just not possible."
Is for him! You’re just jealous!
She sticks her tongue out
"Your sire is not a special case. I don't know why you need to hear this.."
That’s what you think. Hfmp. Why does no one ever believe me!
She grumbles something.
My sire is the greatest! At everything! And soooooo powerful!
"You're talking like you're in a cult."
SHUT IT!!!! JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS!!!
She slams her hands over her ears. Is she having a tantrum or some shit?
He visibly flinched when she suddenly raised her voice, eyes widening for half a second before he returned to his normal annoyed expression.
"Why are you getting so loud all of a sudden?! I was just making an observation.."
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
No one- I- Hfmp!
She seems pretty… shaken up at not knowing about this
Hey, don't worry about it! Generally mana feeders try to hide the fact that they're mana feeders. I bet even your sire doesn't know about them!
@vampiric-hunter
"Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of them.... very interesting though!"
Don’t insult my sire like that! He knows everything! EVERYTHING!
She stomps the ground
"No one knows everything. It's just not possible."
Is for him! You’re just jealous!
She sticks her tongue out
"Your sire is not a special case. I don't know why you need to hear this.."
That’s what you think. Hfmp. Why does no one ever believe me!
She grumbles something.
My sire is the greatest! At everything! And soooooo powerful!
"You're talking like you're in a cult."
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
No one- I- Hfmp!
She seems pretty… shaken up at not knowing about this
Hey, don't worry about it! Generally mana feeders try to hide the fact that they're mana feeders. I bet even your sire doesn't know about them!
@vampiric-hunter
"Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of them.... very interesting though!"
Don’t insult my sire like that! He knows everything! EVERYTHING!
She stomps the ground
"No one knows everything. It's just not possible."
Is for him! You’re just jealous!
She sticks her tongue out
"Your sire is not a special case. I don't know why you need to hear this.."
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
No one- I- Hfmp!
She seems pretty… shaken up at not knowing about this
Hey, don't worry about it! Generally mana feeders try to hide the fact that they're mana feeders. I bet even your sire doesn't know about them!
@vampiric-hunter
"Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of them.... very interesting though!"
Don’t insult my sire like that! He knows everything! EVERYTHING!
She stomps the ground
"No one knows everything. It's just not possible."
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
No one- I- Hfmp!
She seems pretty… shaken up at not knowing about this
Hey, don't worry about it! Generally mana feeders try to hide the fact that they're mana feeders. I bet even your sire doesn't know about them!
@vampiric-hunter
"Yeah, a lot of people have never heard of them.... very interesting though!"
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"...By the light... Do I even wish to know what you two are doing...?" (Rue muttered as he also watched the chaos.)
"Ali's showing off his frogs again. Blue didn't realize vampires could be killed by anything other than a stake to the heart. That's all I know."
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
@vampiric-hunter
Oh, hiiiiii, Sol!!! Blue is scared of little Jer-Jer, lookie. (He waves Jeremy's case near Blue's head.)
"That sounds about right. They can't hurt you in the cases though."
@lady-in-the-woods
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
Blues eyes widen and her voice gets high again
DID YOU KNOW FROGS COULD KILL ME???
"Those ones? Yeah. Ali has shown them to me at least 5 times by now. He likes to talk about them."
-@lady-in-the-woods
Brightly coloured frogs?! I have lots of those, come look!!
Ooo, you have pretty frogys?
Plenty of 'em! Look, look! (He holds up a glass case with a small bright blue frog in it.) This one could kill you in one breath!
(I just got the weirdest déjà vu what the freak)
Oooooo~! Can I hold itttttt!!!??
Well, if you want to die, sure. This one- (he holds up a larger case with a smaller frog in it) -only kills you about half the time! He's having a good day, you can hold him if you want!
I’m a vamp, silly!! No little froggyyyyy can kill me. Hehehehehehe
She takes the smaller frog from the case, cradling it in her hands
(His smile drops, and his face and voice become dead serious.) Trust me, Blue. You don't wanna touch that frog.
Anyways, that one you're holding is named Jeremy! (He grins again.)
She blinks
Vampires.. can’t get sick. Or die, really. I- Maybe that frog is just your best friend and you don’t want me touching it. Who knowwwwwwws!
Jeremy!!!!!! What a babbbbby
She makes kissy noises at the frog like one would do a cat
(The frog stares up at her with its beady eyes and begins emitting some foul smell.)
Oop, that's his toxic fumes! If you inhale them, they'll kill you. Even you. Actually, especially you! Jeremy here feeds on the supernatural. (He takes the frog from Blue and drops him in his case.) He's a cute one, though, isn't he?
WHA- THERE ARE FROGS THAT DO THAT?!?!? WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE RESEARCHER HAVE THEM?!?!?
I mean... yeah? (He says this as if it's common knowledge.) There are tons of mana-feeding animals out there. Don't tell me you've never come across a seeing-eye owl?? They're blind. And any good researcher can put himself in danger for his profession!
Solar turns the corner, obviously looking for something.
"Hey, Ali, have you seen my-"
He paused when he finally looked into the room, watching the scenario for a second before speaking again.
"Alistair, are you showing off the frogs again?"
My white boy collection
@vampiric-hunter
STOP CALLING ME WHITE BOY
this fanfic shit is easy
