izzy 𖤐

irl vampire 21 | she/they

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

eleanor shellstrop one of the protagonists of all time honestly. woman who sucks so much who gets put in a situation specifically made to make her worse and instead she gets better. filled with love for other people but replaced it with malice for as long as she could because love got her nothing. went from being selfish for survival to selfless for survival and in the end she lands on being selfless for selflessness's sake. she even has mommy issues. she's even bisexual.

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

[hamfistedbunvendor]

She is also a legit snack

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[birdandmoon]

Female birds with confusing names.

Sign up for my mailing list.

[byersfold]

lesbian sex would've been less gay then whatever the hell this was

[james-town]

Forces you to look at my eridian ocs

[clearlyaginger]

Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

[azirastars]

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

[lilaccatholic]

I miss tv in the 2010s every day. You could put anything on air and get a 22 episode order and a five season run. Once Upon a Time was on and it basically spit in your face and told you that Olaf the snowman was Emma's second great uncle twice removed and you just accepted it. Golden age of the silver screen

[gender-luster]

the difference between rumplestiltskin and literally all the other dark ones is so funny to me. like. rumplestiltskin as the dark one is this campy, flamboyant, giggling, mischievous imp of a guy, who traded the dark one's typical ominous dark robe for skin-tight leather, thigh high boots, and a magical blowout. was he like that before he became the dark one? no. not at all. were any of the previous dark ones like that? also no. were either of the two dark ones after him like that? again, no. there's no actual real given reason for why he behaves like that. he just does. and i adore him for it

[jimiscribif]

television peaked with Once Upon a Time, like I can watch Anna from Frozen try to convince Snow White's Prince Charming to fight evil Warlord Little Bo Beep and he's like 'You don't know what you're talking about Anna from Frozen, my dad died when I was six because he was an alcoholic' and be like that's not even the most insane moment of this episode

[storybookprincess]

so a very long time ago, my dad worked with an arson investigator

this guy was often one of the first people on the scene following a suspected arson, once emergency services had done what they needed to do. at times, there were also civilians on the periphery. often, they were freaking out, and understandably so; their home or workplace had just, quite literally, gone up in smoke

this investigator wouldn’t try to calm them down. he wouldn’t comfort them or be a shoulder to cry on.

instead, he’d walk up to the person most visibly losing their shit, hand them a fire extinguisher, and say “hey, can you keep an eye out for any other fires, and if you see one, can you put it out with this?”

of course, there was no actual risk of another fire. he wouldn’t be on the scene investigating if there was even a chance that the fire wasn’t completely put out. but the bystander didn’t need to know that

because that person, without fail, would immediately pull it together, take the fire extinguisher, and stand guard. they were, at least temporarily, calm enough for this investigator to do this job

my dad has told me the parable of the fire extinguisher a hundred times, and i think about it a lot. i think about what it says about people and crises. i think about what it says about the grounding power of having a purpose. and i think about the importance of letting someone help me through something, even if that help is just going to be another casserole to throw into the freezer, because useless or not, that fire extinguisher might be the only thing holding them together

[bintro]

consecutive posts. all the hot girls are mourning august

[pocket-deer-belly]

the hate of polyamorous people feels so arbitrary to me. like i know bigotry is irrational but like. you understand the appeal of threesomes and foursomes but you can't respect when people love multiple people. even though you have multiple friends. there's gunk in your brain

[spiderbasil]

gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

[ryachu]

[peachfromcmbyn]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[god-monsterr]

this reply deserves to be here.

[l1ghth0p3]

It’s interesting how “feminists” will take away women’s autonomy the second they desire sex. Sabrina carpenter wanting to look sexy is not “setting women back”, saying that she is putting us back simply because she took a CLOTHED sexy PHOTO is what is actually doing harm. You are saying women expressing their sexual desires is inherently sexist and anti-feminist. Women liking to be submissive isn’t putting women back, telling women they can’t enjoy what they enjoy because they don’t actually enjoy it and they are only doing it for men is what is putting women back. The outrage is insane to me. Also, she could’ve taken that photo to show how weird it is women are expected to take a submissive role because most of her music is about hating men.

At the end of the day, STOP POLICING WOMEN’S SEXUAL DESIRES AND EXPRESSIONS!!! It is anti-feminist to ignore that it was HER CHOICE as that takes away her autonomy and says “women can’t enjoy sex” and “women being sexy is bad and inherently anti-women”. Right now is not the time to be policing women’s behavior, sexism is out of control and instead of using your energy on issues that matter and are actually causing harm you are choosing to attack an artist for a singular photo. Please grow up and realize mass hate for women online only contributes to hate for women in real life.