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[horrorlesbians]

how many movies have you see in theaters so far this year?

none

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Remaining time: 1 hour 3 minutes

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[giggleandshit]

giggle and shit favoritw drinks ?

giggle's favourite drink is a polite sip from a crystal clear pond in the clearing of a beautiful forest. shit's favourite drink is giggle

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[synthyk]

Grace gives some Eridians human names for convenience, especially early into his stay on Erid. Eventually he starts asking members of his care team if they want to choose their personal human name instead. Many do! Some of them pick 'normal' names. Others pick geographical features, and most pick terms related to their field of work. Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, however,

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[emziess]

“Understand,” he says. “I am here (Tau Ceti) forty-six years.” “Forty-six years?!” I gasp. “Earth years?!” “I am here forty-six Earth years, yes.”

Page 283 - Project Hail Mary By Andy Weir Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller inspo below the cut

[mumblesplash]

waiter! another 300 fanfictions about grace and rocky stuck in space attempting to meet social needs for each others’ species that neither of them have the ability to fully understand please

[mumblesplash]

rocky can’t hug him without burning him and grace can only sing one note at a time but they’re all they have. i’m going to blow up antarctica

[shrimpdotpng]

read @startingatmidnight 's fic The Astrobiology Immersion Program, then read it again, then again, then drew fanart about it. it's the world's most perfect bodyswap fic and everyone should read it right now!!!

[startingatmidnight]

dont even worry about the static sound in your thought bubble, bro, that's just normal

[notholaenas]

what grace reading, question?

[sunmoonyandstars]

asmr but it's just rocky watching you sleep

[manyblinkinglights]

thump thump thump thump skitter-thump. KA-CLUNK KA-CLUNK KA-CLUNK! *INDUSTRIAL GARAGE RACKET*

[carlyraejepsans]

how the fuck do you draw ryan gosling

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[synthyk]

Rocky kind of gets slow boiled into his relationship with grace and doesn't define it. because why would he? He spends the first few days in denial that he can feel anything for this alien at all, and when he's finally ready to confront it, well. Rocky's going to go home alone after this. So it's literally not a problem. GRACE never asks to define what they are or what it means, either, so. Leaving it unstated is fine. So the sexual tension culminates in more and more frequent masturbation sessions and egg extraction and so on until its time for everyone to go home. And now it's time for everyone to forget about the weird half a year you let your alien friend jerk off in front of you and squeeze eggs out of your ovaries for health and pleasure. And that's sad, and you like this thing a lot, like it brought you peace and happiness at your worst and you nearly died for it and it for you and you DON'T want to leave it and be alone again, but it's for the best. So you say goodbye and start your trip back and can't help but wonder if your partner has moved on yet, or how fast they will want to when they meet the version of you that exists now after everything.

Then the taumoeba leak happens, and surprise! Grace is going to come live with you and die on your home planet!!! Isn't that fun? Do you want to commentate while I jerk off tonight before I go to sleep? I'm so excited to meet your mate :) I only live for 40 more years btw.

and that's when Rocky really starts to panic.

[kerink]

so how much showing off do you think he's doing in the biodome?

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done