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𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃 / 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 : cris has been moved to my multi - muse blog over on @slaein and this blog is now archived , you can find him and the rest of my muses there !
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
always be kind to animals. ♡
“ you live your entire life chasing after attention & food . ” “ how could you betray me like this ?? after all i’ve done for you . ” “ i would chop off my left arm for you . ” “ there are things in life that matter more than food . ” “ can you not be chaotic for five minutes ?? ” “ you are literally crazy . ” “ you’re lucky you’re cute . ” “ instead of a bladder of steel , you have a bladder of fucking paper . ” “ don’t give me that look !! ” “ stop looking at me with those big ol’ eyes . ” “ do you really have to stare at me while i’m changing ?? ” “ at least someone around here is happy to see me . ” “ it’s rude to lick someone without permission . ” “ one of these days , you’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack . ” “ your brain is probably smaller than my fist . i love you . ” “ every time i see you i suddenly remember that life is worth living . ” “ your little baby sneeze just cured my depression . ” “ you are my only source of serotonin at this point . ” “ see , you know you’re cute . that’s the problem . you’re too powerful . ” “ i trust that you would bite the ankles of my enemies . ” “ i know you don’t like being picked up , but you are so small . you don’t have rights . ” “ what ?? no ‘ bless you ? ’ i’ll remember that . ” “ you’re being too quiet … what have you done ? ” “ it’s amazing how you make everything 100 times better just by existing . ” “ i love you more than anyone has ever loved anything in this entire world . ” “ i am starting to think you might be gay . ” “ if anyone is ever mean to you , i will break all of their fingers individually . ”
where’s it ʇɐ, 𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙 ?
@abyssurvived : “ is your brain even on? ” / prompt
𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐒 , 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐎 ; loud and obnoxious . and just as it appeared , it was GONE just as quickly , smile falling . ❝ guess not , maybe i need to refuel or something to get it back up and running —- ❞ head tilts , brown locks following his movement , ❝ would you like to be a volunteer ? ❞
@vikteres : “ what happened here? ” / prompt
𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐒 , 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 for just a moment . ❝ dunno . . . ❞ the lie slips between his lips naturally , though not hidden well with the SMILE on his face [ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘪𝘵 ] . ❝ i would say ask this guy , but —- ❞ leg extends out to nudge at the ʟɪꜰᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ʙᴏᴅʏ on the floor , ❝ don’t think he’s gonna be much help ; just a feeling though . ❞
@tiltedsun : “ i have … so many questions. ” from julian so vampire gang pt2 / prompt
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒 , 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 on his shoulders . ❝ well , ❞ he begins , dome still not lifted , eyelids even falling shut . ❝ if you got any questions longer than 𝙵𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳𝚂 —- throw them out ; that should narrow it down . ❞
@tiltedsun : “ at least i tried. ” from stanley because vampire gang / prompt
❝ 𝐀𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 , 𝐇𝐔𝐇 ? ❞ he’s smiling , but there’s no sign of joy on his features . and his strides are quiet as he makes his way to walk past the other , shoulders brushing , pausing for just a moment to speak [ 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚆 ] , ❝ this isn’t preschool , kid . not giving you a gold star for ‘ trying ’ . ❞ and he walks on .
𝟑, 𝟒, 𝟓 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
“ let’s go home. ” “ um, excuse me? ” “ you broke it. ” “ need a hand? ” “ please, help me. ” “ i missed you. ” “ i’m not sorry. ” “ tell the truth. ” “ what happened here? ” “ got a minute? ” “ life’s a bitch. ” “ you’ve done enough. ” “ i’m still learning. ” “ don’t touch me. ” “ was that you? ” “ there’s no god. ” “ you deserve better. ” “ you’re a saint. ” “ you are enough. ” “ maybe you’re right. ” “ this will pass. ” “ you complete me. ” “ you got this. ”
𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑
“ don’t be so dramatic. ” “ no guts, no glory. ” “ i’m calling for help. ” “ run away with me. ” “ it’s always been you. ” “ some things take time. ” “ you’re being awfully quiet. ” “ please don’t hurt me. ” “ snap out of it. ” “ did you miss me? ” “ how do i look? ” “ i wanna get better. ” “ whatever floats your boat. ” “ i’ll love you always. ” “ what are you waiting for? ” “ at least i tried. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ what’s the fucking point? ” “ god, i love you. ” “ i’m doing my best. ” “ i waited for you. ” “ you woke me up. ” “ stay with me tonight. ”
𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄
“ you can’t keep doing this. ” “ i think i love you … ” “ you make me feel special. ” “ are you upset with me? ” “ you need to heal first. ” “ let me see the wound. ” “ is your brain even on? ” “ don’t give up on me. ” “ you are perfect to me. ” “ i can’t take this anymore. ” “ you are my favorite person. ” “ you had me at ‘ hello. ’ ” “ i wanted to see you. ” “ don’t give me that look. ” “ you’re a work of art. ” “ i’m not scared of you. ” “ i have … so many questions. ” “ do you think i’m stupid? ” “ just tell me what happened. ” “ i just want to help. ” “ we need to be careful. ” “ what did you just say? ” “ i miss talking to you. ”
𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍·
@vamq· liked for a starter !
❛ so like … how do you guys get , you know ❜ a pause , teeth worrying at already red-raw crescents ❛ … boners ? . . i’ve never had a vamp that wasn’t actively trying to kill me , so i figured i may as well ask before that changes . ❜
𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐁 𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐑 of his lips , an insignificant way of hiding the grin that , 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 , grew . the amount of questions he’s heard in his years of being alive [ 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 , 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 ] was long , and most being quite boring . but this one ? it was — ❝ — interesting , never had anyone FLIRT with me like this before . makes me feel like some kind of sexy research subject of yours . ❞
𝚖𝚞𝚍𝚠𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚗·
❛ I’M NOT INTERESTED IN MAKING DEALS. ❜
VIKINGS MEME / @vamq·
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 , and he smiles . he was NEVER good at negotiations . no wonder his ʟɪꜰᴇ’ꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ was built on always taking what he wanted ; 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺 . cristóbal wasn’t looking to travel down a path such as that this time , however . something told him it wouldn’t WORK OUT as usual . call it instinct or intelligence [ 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 ] . ❝ not even gonna listen to my 𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 ? c’mon , i even made a powerpoint in preparation for this . ❞
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