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Ashley |23| Tired

[toastbutteregg]

REBLOG TO MIRACULOUSLY PASS YOUR EXAMS!!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[miiriya]

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[cognitohazardous]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Thanks, I hate it

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[fourdrinkamy]

reading an academic article moodboard

[kidmanproject]

[catchomps]

[libertybill]

When you’re a scoundrel but she loves you

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I am to vampires what that cup of tea you made five hours ago to drink and then forgot about is to humans

[vampire-crimson]

An “oh shit not again” moment

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

they say this as they spot me sitting on their couch where they left me last, ordering Pride & Prejudice on their amazon prime

[vitabreva]

Grimes x Musk

Good End: Grimes gets all Musk’s money after he dies by autoerotic asphyxiation, donates it to charity.

Bad End: Grimes goes full right-accelerationist, becoming high priestess of the Silicon Valley A.I. Cult and ushering into being the Tellurian Demiurge.

Golden End: Grimes murders Musk on their wedding night, leads the Tesla workers in rebellion, and flees to her home planet in a stolen SpaceX rocket, leaving behind a final album even better than Art Angels.

True End: They break it off in a few months. Grimes makes a few million off Musk in exchange for signing an NDA to keep quiet about his autoerotic asphyxiation kink.

[vitabreva]

Believe me, not a day goes by I don’t regret making this prophetic post, or the fact that we’re clearly in the bad end storyline of it.

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[maxknightley]

Thinking about becoming one of those awful steampunk rappers except that all my songs are about the actual Victorian era so it’s all shit like “they tell me my workers are a bit too young / but I say they’re middle-aged, on account of the black lung”

[maxknightley]

“I got rhythm, got flow, got plenty of gumption / coughing blood on the street, call that conspicuous consumption”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

OP when does your next album drop

[illbedancingwithmyself]

[anxietyproblem]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

These are the 2 most valid user names on this site

[jenny-dreadful]

[graceplayz]