[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

[atrius97]

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

[redpandarascal]

in my dream world this is real

[redpandarascal]

idk if this still goes around but I posted this several years BCE (before covid era)

[foulserpent]

oh my god

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase

[everyone-loves-purple]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i imagine him in an und e rground submarine letting out rhythmic beeps as their sonic radar and when some thing gets too close his beeps get faster

[spaghetti-explosion]

That's not how it works

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i dont fucking care

[rarridreams]

:3

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can't stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock's tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[homofied]

[doggosource]

betrayal 

[finnglas]

Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi

[inthefallofasparrow]

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[politijohn]

From 2019-2020, Walmart gave $400,000 to anti-LGBTQ politicians

From 2019-2020, Amazon gave $460,000 to anti-LGBTQ politicians

From 2019-2020, McDonalds gave $213,000 to anti-LGBTQ politicians

[mikoshiba-cringecompdotmp4]

hags on tumblr we should unionize

[mikoshiba-cringecompdotmp4]

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[patientno7]

Bada Bingus…

[patientno7]

[airsignz]

[charlottan]

kind of a milf. reblog

[gotterhag]

hello?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

yknow i am just saying i think life would be a lot better and id be a lor better at these experiments if there was a scientist administering the juice reward. like whats stopping me from just drinking it allnow

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

im just saying if you want me to respond to stimuli maybe dont also give me control over the juice reward :-/

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again