don't be a sasshole.

hi, i'm liv:) 21. 🇺🇸 Navy wife ⚓CT. ️ insta: liv.lorentzen

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[classichorrorshit]

I’ve been ready for October since last October

[champagnepuppies]

me

[noradol]

someone: what’s it like speaking multiple languages?

me:

[i-fell-in-love-with-him-blog1]

To anyone who thinks that they can’t do it, the deployments, the lack of communication, the distance… Trust me you can.

[zodiacspot]

Find your Zodiac guardian angel here

[lucidnee]

you remember when “IDFWU” came out and everybody got out all their anger from their ex. We were cleansed. Thanks to Pastor Big Sean

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

NOTE TO SELF: Drink more water, stay productive, block out any negativity, keep grinding. Stay executing your goals this week.

[shortgirlstrength-deactivated20]

Even though you want to stay in your pj’s all day- don’t.

Put on some clean clothes and start your day.

I love you.

[thelovejournals]

I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.

Azra T., Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First (via thelovejournals)

[delicatepoetry]

I have seen him at his best, and his worst… I cannot decide which I love more, his happiness, or raw emotion. But I love him, all of him. Every single side and bit. I love the sky above his head, the floor he walks on. I love the words he spills over morning coffee, the whispers he mumbles in sleep. I love the tears he blinks away, the red in his cheeks. There is not a part of him I can’t accept, there is not a part of him I can’t love.

(via tullipsink)

[soldierswifecrazylife]

Glad to have friends like that :) #military #milspouse #militaryspouse #militarylife #militaryfamily #milso #militarysupport #soldierswifecrazylife #armywife #armylife #militaryblogger #milspouseblogger #militaryspouseblogger #deploymentsucks #deployment

[tastefullyoffensive]

[milloveers]

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[growing-skylar]

Third trimester summed up.

the worst is when you complain and say “ugh im in pain” or “I can’t wait to be done” and someone says “oh you still have a bit of time left girl! it only gets worse!” like ok cool go fuck your self 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[didee-anne]

Yup