A Lost Elderly Tourist

How do i do anything on here, help me 😭

[im-resident]

"Save The Universe" Render: Voice of the Void fanart Poster.

[gnarlyghost]

Delicate Operation

[mandi-bul]

Tension

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Girl that bullied you in high school recognizing you at the bar, despite everything estrogen has done to your body since.

Girl that apologizes for all of that, says she was going through a lot figuring out she was gay and took it out on you and feels bad about it, so she buys you a few drinks to apologize.

Girl that feels really comfortable to be around after you notice you her turning away a few guys with a sharp glare so you can be alone with her.

Girl that offhandedly jokes that she can take you out back and give you one last wedgie "for old times sake"

Girl that looks confused when you get visibly blushy and flustered and moan like you need something when she places a hand on your back near your waistband.

Girl whose heartrate spikes when you accidentally let slip that youve been fantasizing about her doing that exact thing to you for the last 15 years.

Girl who smiles sadistically as she invites you back to her place so she can bully you the way she always wanted to back when she didnt know why she thought you were cute.

Girl that smirks and suddenly grips your panties and yanks them up right as youre about to get in the taxi just so she can hear all thoae adorable noises shes been missing for the past decade and a half

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Girl that pulls ypu into a hot passionate makeout session and then reaches back and pulls your panties up, forcing you to gasp and moan into her mouth because she wont let you pull away.

Girl that bounces you one single time because your panties are too cute and she doesnt wanna ruin them and stares in stunned silence as she finds out that thats all to make you cum your pretty little brains out.

Girl who cant stop herself from grinning while she listens to you apologize for it.

Girl who wont let you leave when you get embarrassed and tells you that its the hottest thing shes ever seen and cant wait to see if she can do it again

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Buncha cowards interacting with this post it seems 😔

[meiosys]

really happy with how this sweet babe turned out :-)

[scramratz]

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

[scramratz]

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

[salamanding]

turret and frankenturrets…

[irl-donut]

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[girlballs]

Okay goodnight various internet transgender women in my phone. Don't forget to bust on each others boobs and thighs lesbianstyle for pride month.

[vanessadgoblin]

You should cut off your ear for me and mail it so you can listen to me! :3

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[coozybird]

BirdBrain

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Pasadena police "horseplay" accident

[gunsandfireandshit]

Rules of gun safety:

1. Have fun and be yourself

2. Pointing loaded guns at your friends is always funny

3. Trigger discipline is overrated

[changelingsrule]

Where I live, if a cop so much as removes a gun from their holster they are punished. Even if its necessary. The laws are made to reduce police brutality. Something like this is so stupid.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Damn you should change your laws so it's easier for them to shoot each other

[katlovesshrimps]

HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!

[puppygirlfloret]

SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

[gazeldhazel]

girl who takes your favorite plushie and teasingly says she'll give it back later while she dangles it in front of you, only to send you a two hour long video the next day of her fucking it, using it like a fleshlight, making out with it, and cumming in it repeatedly