eat shit and live, bill

a.m ; 25 ; she/he ; lesbian ; finland i'm completely normal about media. promise

[vanilladella]

updated meet the artist for 2025 dont mind me

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[pissmamiii]

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

[capacity2]

Well I think it was brave

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[georgeismyprincess]

me when my partner tries to explain what suskikusen (I don’t know the spelling that’s the phonetics of it) is in Finnish and why the blazing heck they names our cat it.

[georgeismyprincess]

for references, they named our cat “ski into a pine tree” or “ski straight into a tall tree” depending on who you ask. It’s a “get lost” in Finnish. very useful saying

…when we’re not naming a cat

[ugotchi]

[angelictaira]

my pussy needs antipsychotic meds

[yaoi-memes-blog]

I think we all have this problem. 

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[notahorseindisguise]

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

[catgirlerection]

Learning that someone jerked off to you

[lesly-oh]

My fragile god, fading fast.

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[junkokiu]

Thank you for being a victim of my shallow emotions-

☄️

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

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[vanilladella]

the girl im talking to when i open my mouth bc she doesnt know what half of the words i use mean bc of my dialect

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop