eat shit and live, bill

a.m ; 25 ; she/he ; lesbian ; finland i'm completely normal about media. promise

[vanilladella]

updated meet the artist for 2025 dont mind me

[angelictaira]

my pussy needs antipsychotic meds

[yaoi-memes-blog]

I think we all have this problem. 

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[notahorseindisguise]

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

[catgirlerection]

Learning that someone jerked off to you

[lesly-oh]

My fragile god, fading fast.

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[junkokiu]

Thank you for being a victim of my shallow emotions-

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[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[vanilladella]

the girl im talking to when i open my mouth bc she doesnt know what half of the words i use mean bc of my dialect

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.