[hidingoutbackstage]

I am reaching. My limit.

[hidingoutbackstage]

Hey y’all this doc goes more into detail about what shitbags these guys are reblog this version instead

[avvocarlo]

no words

[simplyspider]

oh fuck it’s disability pride month

shoutout to those with chronic illness, physical handicaps, genetic disorders (yo that’s me!!), paralyzed folks, amputees, people who were disabled in accidents, those who were born with their condition, those with mental disorders, those with ptsd, blind folks, deaf folks, people who use wheelchairs, those who have to lug around equipment or else they die (hey that’s me again) and people who have a whole shelf in their fridge or pantry dedicated to their meds. we are loud and beautiful and diverse and incredible. may we finally get the same rights as our abled counterparts

and may accessibility departments return our goddamn phone calls

[shiftythrifting]

Snas, Dallas TX

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[la-venere]

so true @cithaerons

[lesbx]

this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

[adelaide-ill-omens]

Then yall will love this other one of theirs'

[bogleech]

I prefer to read these in the puppet voice though like sometimes he's just using one of the videos to casually vent

[raeazure]

this image made me audibly go HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

we gotta stop abortion so more people can die in wars

[baaulp]

Baby war 2

[patrik-star]

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

[patrik-star]

[michaelnordeman]

Reindeer/ren in Dalarna, Sweden.

[sanyacharon]

Borderlands weapon manufacturers inspired posters

[nealashitposts]

If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this

(source)

And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible.  Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming.  Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away.  What the fuck they  gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not.  Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word. 

Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again. 

[wemblingfool]

If it’s a kid, and only the kid has seen you, act horrified that you’ve been found.

Beg them to keep you a secret, and give them the jewel/coin in exchange.

[aureliaborealis]

i swear to god ultra rich people are so fucking boring with their mansions and yachts. ThiS is what i wanna see in the world. Where are the superheroes? The masquerade balls? WHO is gonna invent real farie wings that let you fly??

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

giving advice to friends like

[curseworm]

there need to be more fucked up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express

[curseworm]

i dont feel 😢😭😞😟😥 i feel

[firesigns-archived-deactivated2]

diversity wins! your mutual is mentally ill

[official-kircheis]

I think I need a sane mutual to increase the diversity actually

[catchymemes]

[dahlicious]