look mama, i can fly

My name is Ariel, just feed me food.

[bogzoi]

I love my yelling goblin child

[genderhexed]

he loves to yell

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Bruh.

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[barbiegirls]

[beachdeath]

lgbt people are so resilient and strong and powerful and valuable

[thottiequeen]

And so are straight people(:

[beachdeath]

kyle you’re 17 years old so i’m gonna go easy on you but this post was made out of personal grief on the day 50 lgbtq people were slaughtered in the worst mass killing in american history so i really am going to need you to roll it back with the homophobia

[babil6]

[phdintvwatching]

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

[nya-kin]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

is he okay?

[whetbread]

hello darkness my old  friend

[weloveshortvideos]

[surprisebitch]

dog in sheep’s clothing

[natrashafierce]

Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.

I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,” all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly.

My parrot is better at conflict de-escalation than most people.

[maddiebrodatt]

I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response

[alexagent21]

We all know how a bill gets passed. There are some great bills. Beautiful bills. Unbelievable bills.

Will you pass bills, they ask me. I will pass some bills. Some of the best bills.

Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

[jimbenton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[okaymad]

[wingbeifong]

me: *gets my check and is about to hit that ‘submit order’ on a cart full of clothes*

*beyoncé’s voice echoing in my head* she too smart to crave material things

me:

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard