‘i’m more of a sausage in the evening kind of guy’
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‘i’m more of a sausage in the evening kind of guy’
I mean he had to know what he was getting himself into, but still
Sun on sun @amazingphil
no classic poetry or literature will ever compare to dan’s “are you good” tweet when he was drunk at the tatinof usa wrap party
true art
bunny lads
dan: phil you dirty person
also dan: SEX
that bunny biscuit…
in which phil likes to press stuff to dans face
Bonus:
Phil: *creaming the butter*
Dan: someone somewhere is finding this arousing… if that’s you I’m publicly kinkshaming you
Me:
Phil: you know,,, that egg rock thing Jesus got out of?
Dan, who literally spent his childhood going to church:
Happy Easter everyone
Yeah, that would be terrifying, wouldn’t it.
Happy Valentine’s Day losers
Trying To Live My Truth
So these Dan and Phil playing cards are an actual thing now if anyone’s interested! You can get them here~
yeah, whoo