🎨

[hotvampireadjacent]

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

[garbage-empress]

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[vanilluxe]

i heard titties are allowed again so im come back

[truntechgodhead]

the porn filter only detects HUMAN skin tones you know what that means

[truntechgodhead]

homestuck is legal

[thiost]

trolls have grey skin

no nipples no problem!

they dont have human genitalia cant get banned for a tentacle

homestuck porn legal

[angelslawn-deactivated20210929]

my she/her nipples

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

[crutchie-morris]

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

[coughloop]

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thuri-ly-made-madej]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tybalt-tisk]

Suburbitank.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what’s your hogwarts house, mine’s jigglypuff

[sunshinem0ths]

Mines fuckin uhhhhhhhhhh Huffington Post

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

[generic-art]

[spoon-fresh]

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

[omegaverse]

Ding fries are done

[despazito]

[pukicho]

Hey u know that feeling when ur hungry so you’re like “I’m hungry” and then you eat and you say “this is satiating my hunger”

[collegecatholic]

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

[tahthetrickster]

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

[collegecatholic]

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

[oilpainting3-deactivated2017010]

Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit

Backwards it means straight after desert I did another

[porterr-robinson]