Lucinda Talkalot

There are times when I think I've found the truth. There are times when I know that I'm wrong and the days when I try to hide my fears,bless the days when I am strong.   Shophand at Flourish and Blotts. Part of Praedonum RP

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stella-skye​:

“If I have to live with the trauma everyone does.” she joked. “People are the worst. Why do I like them.” she said scrunching her nose at the thought of someone doing that. “Fine. At least then I know all the proceeds are going to  you.” she said grinning. She shrugged. “I’ve never really done anything else. Nothing else felt worth my time.”

“ I have enough trauma that I am living with, I really don’t need anymore. I have once walked in on my grandparents. Lovely people, still the worse day of my life.” She laughed. “ They really are, if I could I would adopt lots of kittens and live in the mountains alone.” She like traveling and meeting people too much for that, but somedays it sound like a good plan. “ Me and my alcoholism?” she teased. “ More like my travel funds,” or to Nadia without her knowledge. “ Really? No hobbies? Traveling, drunken nights out with a friend?” 

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vanityxbxtch​:

“You think I can’t take him.” she teased lightly knowing that wasn’t what her best friend meant. She leaned into her. “Of course I care about you. I love you Luce.” she told her and she did not throw that word around lightly. “You’re right. You’re probably best for me.” she said smiling. “You wouldn’t be here.” she said knowing it was the truth. Had it not been required for her to be there she didn’t think that either of them would be there.

“ Oh there is no doubt in my mind that you could take that little worm. I just hope before you end him, you send me a message so I can witness your greatness.” She laughed. Lucinda soften a bit. “ And I love you, Em. Always.” Lucinda didn’t care for the family she was born into, besides Nadia, but she was glad for the family she build around her. “ Not as if you need a partner by your side anyways.” She said. “ That is true, I wouldn’t have been invited and I wouldn’t have cared at all.”

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stella-skye​:

“At least there were no pictures.” she said shaking her head. “I don’t know what’s wrong with her or what it says about me that I could see that know men are like that and still be attracted to them. Oh if only I were gay.” she said. “No. The name. I just told you I’m supporting you. How do I do that if you just send me the book.” she said grining. “Then it’s just part of my aesthetic.” She thought a moment when asked that. She hadn’t really been asked that ever. “I like to break curses I suppose.” she said simply.

“ Oh Godic, you’ve gone and did it. Now I will had that image in my head for the rest of the day.” She shuddered for a moment shaking her head. “ Oh that question keeps me up at night. Men are the worse, and yet I’m still attracted to them, but I can let you know it isn’t that awesome on the other side. I’ve had woman send me some NSFW things unprompted.” In Lucinda’s opinion men and women were trash, not all, but still too many for her taste. “ I suppose that is true, I’ll owl you a bill as well,” she laughed. “ That’s all you like to do? Breaking curses are fun, it is a job as well, you have to have a hobby?” 

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stella-skye​:

“Not really soft. They weren’t exactly letters I was probably meant to see. It was like cavemen sexting.” she said scrunching her nose up. “Like I get not having a cell phone but do you really need to have your shit down on paper.” she said shaking her head. “I relate with the alcohol.” she joked. “Send me the title. I’ll pick it up. I might not read it but I’ll at least support local content creators.” she joked with a smile. “Maybe that comes from being complimented and having people have a good opinion of you all your life.” she said though her tone showed she wasn’t saying it maliciously and it was more of a joke

“ Well that sounds more like him, sexting in letters. That must been the life,” she said sarcastically. If she got a letter like that she would burn it, or forward it to someone else. “ Right? How does that, it’s disgusting. Men are pigs, but I suppose your mother liked it.” She did keep them after all. “ I will make sure to send you a copy when it comes out.” Lucinda laughed. “ I assume so, though I have a way to turn everyone’s negative comment into a positive, a lot of alcohol and knowing I like myself well enough. Tell me Stella, what do you like to do?”

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vanityxbxtch​:

“I honestly don’t know which would be worse. You know Rabastan told me the same thing and I’m almost close to believing he’s better. At least he thinks we’re all equally below him” she joked. She grabbed her hand and pulled it to her mouth to kiss it. “We will rule the world no matter what.” she said softly. “You say that now. Then we get married and you find your actual true love and get bitter that I’m your first marriage.” she joked mostly but it was a fear she held when it came to any thought of marriage. It’s why she fell more in line with Rabastan or Amycus because she knew none of this was romantic with them it was never supposed to be and they don’t expect anything romantic from anything. She wanted better for her best friend. “It’s a good thing we at least have each other

“ Honestly it depends, you won’t have to worry about Rabastan fucking his brother, but also you worry about him trying to murder you. I don’t get Rabastan he would probably try to take over a king of England one day with his insane ego.” As children she stayed clear of him for the most time, but he was mostly sad and she felt bad for him. Now it seemed all that sadness turned into anger and rage. “ I would never be bitter when married to you, but thank you for caring so much for me. I only want what is best for you, and what could be better than I?” She teased. “ It is good, I don’t know what I would do without you here.”

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vanityxbxtch​:

“Hell no. No kink shaming but I’m so not into any of that and do not want to be a part of that.” she said crossing her arms over her chest as if X-ing out the idea. “Luce you are a romantic. I’d rather you marry someone who you’d have a full relationship with. Not everyone is that twat and not everyone is going to break your heart.” she said softly. “Oh you mean everyone here.” she said looking around the room with a critical eye.

She laughed, “ That will just break his heart, maybe if you tell him he will call off the whole wedding, but they might try to pair you off with Rabastan. And I would hate to have to cut his balls off.” Lucinda smiled at her. “ Would rather marry someone I love and could have fun with, but we don’t have to be marry to rule the world together. I think romantic love was a one and done for me, I’m fine with that.” Lucinda looked around the room. “ Pretty much.”

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vanityxbxtch​:

“What like there’d be any difference. He’d still be shagging both of us.” she said with a laugh. “Except don’t you want to marry someone you love romantically.” she said simply. She’s known for a while that wouldn’t be her in any relationship not that she’d ever openly admit it. She didn’t need to explain herself and it’s not like she ever expected to marry for love. But that didn’t mean she was putting that on her best friend who very much could do as she pleased and fall for someone. “Yes please I’m parched and so many of the guests I’m going to need to be drunk to talk to.” she teased.

Lucinda snorted at her comment, “ Will you have to get a bed so all three of you can fit?” she teased. Lucinda thought over what she said for a moment, Lucinda was sure she only loved one person romantically and while it didn’t work out, she doubt she would love anyone’s like that. “ I would rather marry someone I love anyway, then someone that would letter break my heart. I know you wouldn’t do that.” Lucinda was a hopeless romantic, but she was always a realist and just because she wanted to be in love forever, didn’t mean someone else would and she wouldn’t risk her heart. “ See, I am already looking out for you, but mainly myself. If  I get stuck in a corner with anyone that smells heavily of inbreeding I will need drinks.”

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stella-skye​:

“I found letters between my mum and him when I was young.” she said simply. “I don’t know why. Perhaps he wasn’t ready to kill someone. Honestly sometimes I don’t know which would be better.” she said simply. She wasn’t in any way suicidal or hating her life but she knew how she grew up and she wouldn’t wish that on anyone. “Well then you’re a far better woman than I miss Lucinda.” she joked. “I’m quite good to know. It seems so are you. Much better than I expected.” she said “And when did I say you shouldn’t dress for men. I meant anyone. I learned very young getting caught up in anyone’s opinioons is just toxic.”

“ Letters? Now I wouldn’t picture her father as the letter writing sort, though I don’t know he too well.” Lucinda for the most part were ignored by most of the older generation, until her parents were killed that was. “ Perhaps that is a bit of love in his heart for you two, even if his shitty views keep him for admitting it. I have sometimes thought the same thing, my parents either getting rid of me, or keeping me. I suppose it has been one hell of a life.” Lucinda wished she had a drink she could raise. “ Patience and alcohol was the only thing to get me through my life.” And Emma of course.  “ That is my goal, being better than they expected me to be, maybe that will be the title of a book I write one day.” Lucinda shrugged. “ We will have to agree to disagree, I value my own opinion, but nothing brings greater joy than when I am wearing a cute outfit and a woman in passing tells me I look cute, or ask where did I get it.”

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stella-skye​:

“To be fair I wasn’t supposed to know I had a brother and he wasn’t truly meant to know about me. After all shagging a woman half your age and considered below you in social status while you have a wife and child already. Not the smartest move for my father. But then pureblood men aren’t the smartest people.” she said with a smirk. She shrugged. “I like the quickness of technology. But then I have no patience.” she said simply. “Perhaps but as a first year who barely knows any spells and has spellbooks older than her mother I couldn’t really chance who would and would not treat me different.” she said with a shrug. “What did you say about the men questioning me. Who gives a shit. That’s how I feel about the crowd. I’m not dressing for them. I’m dressing for me.”

“ How did you find out about who your father was? It would seem he could have been like the rest of the shitty pureblood and got rid of you mother. Sadly it happens a lot, but one day they will all answer to women for their mistakes.” Lucinda didn’t have all men, just all of the shitty pureblood ones, which happened to be more than half of them. “ Patience is my middle name, I don’t mind patience too badly, the end results is always worth it.” She was talking less about technology thought. “ I see you were a smart girl from the start the more time I spend with you, the more I like you,” she said smirking. “ I suppose you are right, but who said I am dressing for men, maybe I’m dresses so other women will compliment me,” she teased.

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vanityxbxtch​:

She smiled a bit. She was so grateful she met Lucy. She could absolutely girlboss alone but having someone with her back always made things better. “It’d be different if he could actually handle me being successful. I thought maybe with us being friends once upon a time and who his sister is but he’s just as misogynisticas every other man in my life.” she said with a sigh. “We really would.” she shook her head and pressed a kiss to the girl’s temple. “I wouldn’t ask that of you.” 

“ He is afraid of being outdone and would rather keep you down than let you grow to be the amazing person you are. He is all fine with his sister being better than him, not his wife.” Lucinda wanted to find him tonight and at least hex him to making a fool of himself tonight. Lucinda smiled, shaking her head. “ You make it seem like something I wouldn’t enjoy just as much as you. You deserve the world, and I am happy to burn it down for you and make whatever way you want it. Now let’s go get something to drink.”

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stella-skye​:

“It’s quite fun. He thinks he has me but I prove I am again the superior sibling.” she said with a small smirk. She knew why she hadn’t interacted with Lucinda before. She was a few years ahead of her and around the age of her brother in his house. She could trust Regulus wouldn’t be close to him but not the older crowd. “I keep up with most muggle technology. It’s helpful but social media is just a cesspool.” she said simply. “Hopefully you understand why it was. Back in Hogwarts it’s hard to judge who was close to my brother. Too dangerous to venture anywhere near his inner circle.” she told him “Well do you feel fabulous. If so it’s not a waste.”

“ I always wanted a sibling just so I could prove I was the superior siblings. My parents often spoke like I had one and they got rid of it, but I am sure was to scare me into submission.” Which worked a lot during her childhood. “ It really is, but I am old school, nothing beats sending an owl or popping over if it was really important.” Dating apps she heard were the worse and while she didn’t want to date, she did want to play some tricks on muggle men. “ I understand and I was good friends with your brother, thought that wouldn’t change the way I treated you, and I’m not one to share secrets.” Unless it was to Emma that is. “ I do feel fabulous, but I wish it was for a better crowd.”

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vanityxbxtch​:

“Oh I’ve tried but men are too chicken shit to take criticism and their emotional arses still run everything.” she said with a shake of her head. Of course she never thought to ask Lucinda nor would she allow herself to think about the girl’s parents. She didn’t want to have to worry about her job versus her best friend. At least Rodolphus was the Minister so if she said anything about him it would immediately be swept under the rug and pretended like it never happened. “Oh of course but will that be before or after I have to sleep with the arsehole.” she said. “Absolutely. Two fabulous brides and then I’ll have an equal as a partner who could say no to us running the country.” she said leaning against the girl.

Lucinda rolled her eyes, people really needed to get their heads out of their asses. Women and men should be able to chose what they want their role in life. She remembered how much a noose the pureblood lifestyles was like around her neck. “ Hopefully before you have to subject yourself to that sort of torture,” Amycus wasn’t awful, she would rather sleep with his sister than him. “ We would make quite the pair, Em,” she smiled. “ Just saw the word and I’ll make it happen for you.” There was no limit to what she would do for his best friend.

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stella-skye​:

“Oh love he very rarely crosses my mind but just because he’s not worth shit doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve the consequences for the shit her put me and my mum through. It’s okay though. Daniel is receiving it. He can’t even cast a curse anymore without me fucking him over. It’s quite fun. I wonder what his master has to say about him getting outclassed by a bastard halfblood with a drunk muggleborn mother.” she said smirking a bit. She honestly had no problem with Daniel but it was always fun fucking up the Mulciber reputation. “No I don’t know that. Neither do I to be honest. Waste of time and energy for me. “No problem at all.” she said. “Oh I have. I just blow them all out of the water when they say shit.” she said grinning. “And I you. I’m just in London and I thought why not see what everyone else is up to. So far it’s not impressive.”

“ That is entirely true. Him and the rest of the horrid men and women deserve what is coming to them for the pain they cause people. If you were want to break into his home and give him a small taste of it, please call me first. You are messing with Daniel, or I like you a lot.” Friends or not she loved fucking with people. “ I only have a phone to talk to people quicker, and I do interact with muggles and they are all obsessed with the things and it’s easy to blind in with one.” Lucinda might to more modern than most purebloods, but she couldn’t shake all her programing. “Great, you are just a doll. I’m sad we haven’t spoken a lot before.” She said taking the cigarette back. “ Good for you, putting them in their place. If I need a curse broken I know who to call now. It is a bit underwhelming a waste of an outfit.”

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stella-skye

She winced at the mention of her father. It wasn’t something super well known but she wasn’t always surprised when purebloods were aware. None of them could keep secrets. “Oh if I were an influencer my sperm donor would have been fucked. Imagine me just calling him and his wife and son out on forms of social media. Letting them all know he fucked a muggleborn got her pregnant and paid her off. His entire fucking reputation would be in shambles. Imagine being known as my father.” she laughed humorlessly. She opened her pack. “Do you just want one.” she said simply. “Oh everyone loves to throw my tits in my face. As if I can’t logically think because I have them. It’s fine though. I’ll outshine everyone and look fabulous doing it.”

Lucinda really should leave the girl alone, but she was assuming, Lucinda and Daniel were incredibly close, or at least once upon a time and she knew little about his secret sister. “ That would just be sad. Telling out a shitty man, giving him an ounce of your time, it’s pointless, but I doubt your father has social media. Though I suppose you wouldn’t know that.” She shrugged. “ I rather share yours, is that a problem, red?” She asked. “ Get used to it, fuck them and do your thing, how I am a bit surprise to see you here.”

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vanityxbxtch​:

“Women are superior to every man out there.” she said agreeing. “Bloody hell it’s going to be another century for my parents to die and by that time I’ll be married to some Carrow cause they think I’m some bullshit princess.” she growled. “That would be a breath of fresh air. At least I would care about the person I’m married to rather than planning how to murder them and get away with it.”

“ Get that tattoos across my forehead, and put it on a billboard. Women are by far the future and the only thing that will save those dumbass men from themselves.” Lucinda would be more than happy to take care of Emma’s parents for her like she did her own, but she wasn’t going to interfere with her life unless she asked her to. She respected her too much to behave like a man. “ Amycus is weak, I’m sure he will get himself locked up or killed and you will  be free. If we marry it would be the event of the century, after honeymooning in Hawaii you’ll come back and run for Minster, and we will be in charge of things,” she smiled squeezing her arm for a shoulder for a moment.  

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vanityxbxtch

She shook her head looking at the woman. “Oh no. I am not telling anyone I threw this. My mum can take the credit. Because then it’s all ‘See women are just good for throwing parties. Keep her in the home. It’ll be so good for your husband.’ “ she said mockingly. “I love the praise you’re giving me darling. But no I do not throw parties. That is not my place. If I am forced to be married then my husband is the one planning this shit cause I’d rather use my time working.” she said hating the thought of being a homemaker.

“ We both know women are better at a lot of things besides throwing parties. Life will be so golden when the older generation died and we can finally moved into the 21 century. It’s 2021 for godsake, you shouldn’t have to marry some asshole wannabe alpha male. Honestly we should get married and tell them all to fuck off.”

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stella-skye

“Who gives a shit. I’m not some influential bitch that literally just posts a picture on the internet and gets hundreds of comments. I’m a bloody cursebreaker. No one cares what I do.” she said blowing the smoke in the other girl’s face. She rolled her eyes as she brought up her mother. “I’m making sure my mother eats and has booze. She doesn’t care what I do otherwise.” she snapped hating when purebloods brought up her mother. It always felt like they did it as a way to treat her like she was trash.

Lucinda coughed lightly fanning away the smoke that was blown in her face. “It’s no wonder you aren’t some influential bitch. I don’t think that life would have agreed with you, or with your father,” she said, moving closer to her taking the cigarette from her, taking a long drag before passing it back. “Honestly it is sort of bad ass for you to be a cursebreaker. Most think it’s a man job, but here you are proving them wrong.