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[jimeih]

I have an addiction by the name of pokemon cards.

[mccnblast-blog]

@jimeih cont. from x

                    “ I don’t suppose too many trainers are traveling with weather like this. I suppose your team must not be too fond of it, either. “

               Were water types particularly affected during the winter? That would be a valid question, but for another time. For now, she was more than content to walk along with him.

                    “ I’ve seen a few. There has been far less than usual, though. Most of the time I assume they’ve gotten themselves lost and gave up. “ Was this a valid assumption? Of course- there was a reason the gym itself was so infuriating.

[jimeih]

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     “No, they’ve been rather stir crazy only being allowed to swim in my home and at the Elite Building. Though, so long as they can swim they tend to be rather content, I keep the temperature balmy.”

     Still, he did miss the ocean, and had thought frequently about moving to a region where the weather was warmer. It was too bad that he loved Kalos so very much, it was doubtful he’d ever move.

     When she mentioned her gym however he couldn’t help but laugh, shaking his head. “Somehow I think that amuses you, the idea that your guests get lost in the twists and turns of your doll house. Perhaps trainers should practice with puzzles before thinking to enter, hm?”

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[vanivilleheroine]

@jimeih cont. from x.

              The champion pouts, but she’s undeterred; still, the antlers are lowered for the time being.

                    “ We’re having it late because everyone was so busy, you know this- besides, everyone else seems excited to be there. You’d be the only one not in attendance, you know. “

               Everything she said was true, of course. This was a busy profession anyway, and apparently it was incredibly difficult find times that were okay with everyone. Even if it was a month after. That just meant not playing christmas music.

[jimeih]

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     “I don’t care if I’m the only one not in attendance, I will be the only one not dressed in a ridiculous attire. Besides, my place will be behind the scenes making food for the party. As it should be. That way I can avoid socialization with people who I do not care for.”

     At least the damn antlers were lowered for now and she wasn’t chasing him for it. Who the hell dressed up for holiday parties over the age of five? It was cute then, not so much for adults.

     “Or I have a prior engagement in Laverre City, depends on what I will find in order to get out of this damned party.”

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[alexsrpshit]

this blog will not tolerate guilt trips

[godxofxegypttt-deactivated20160]

Do not pressure me for replies.

Do not pressure me for asks and reblogs.

Do not pressure me for art/graphics/edits/drabbles/etc.

Do not force ships.

Do not ask why I have unfollowed you.

This Mun can and will block you.

[gourgeist]

source | artist

[electric-firefly]

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[yumi-food]

FANCY SCHMANCY GRILLED CHEESE

[h0lyhandgrenade]

Tattoo commission. I enjoyed working on this one :>

If you’re interested in commissioning me by the way, just let me know!

[jimeih]

“It’s beautiful tonight..” (/fart noises intensify)

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     “I suppose it is, the air has been rather pleasant since the weather turned. I can’t wait until its warm enough for the waters to unfreeze. Has the chilled weather reduced your visitors at the gym?” It was so rare that he got to visit anymore that he found it was pleasant catching up. The woman on his arm always a good distraction despite the cold air. “It seems as though we haven’t had a decent challenger in months.”

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[rpmememakers-blog]

Fluff starters

“Your hair is so soft!”

“Quit being so adorable [Name]!”

“You’re the best boy/girlfriend ever”

“I love you till the end of time and beyond”

“Time for a pillow fight!”

“Aww, you’re cuter than a baby kitten”

“I love your smile”

“It’s beautiful tonight..”

“Star gazing was a great idea!”

“Can you hold me [Name]? I dont like thunderstorms..”

“Come on, lets go play in the rain!”

“Its really cold, lets go inside and snuggle up by the fire”

“I love your laugh”

“I love your voice”

“Cmon, I’ll make you some hot chocolate”

“I love you because your you.”

[marshiro]

[wordsnquotes]

I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.

Ernest Hemingway, “The Snows of Kilimanjaro” (via wordsnquotes)

[captainamericarogers]

TFLN Inspired (part 4)

[ text: ] Shower wine is way better than shower beer.

[ text: ] Terrible idea I love it

[ text: ] So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.

[ text: ] I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS

[ text: ] We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.

[ text: ] I think we should have a sex position advent calendar

[ text: ] I’m getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I’m really happy right now.

[ text: ] I’ve been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator.

[ text: ] Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn’t the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!

[ text: ] Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night

[ text: ] You’re never gonna guess who’s blood is on my shirt

[ text: ]  just curious, were the inflatable penis’ received? Amazon says they were delivered.

[ text: ] True strength comes from lack of pants

[ text: ] My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand? more importantly I need two hands to eat pie.

[ text: ] this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity

[ text: ] If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would’ve caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.

[ text: ] Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don’t ask questions, just show me your genitals.

[ text: ] Dude we need to hang out soon. I’m in the mood to get arrested again.

[ text: ] I just want somebody who’ll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt.

[ text: ] Besides, I’m booked tomorrow. I’m planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.

[ text: ] I was mad at her…then I jerked off. Now I’m over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.

[ text: ] I’m glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me “daddy”?

[ text: ] Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.

[ text: ] Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

[excntrique-deactivated20161214]

     He turns on his heel to the voice he’s recalled, blinking as he starts to make his way towards it. He recognizes it, curious to see if it was who he thought it was. Stuffing a hand into his pocket, he gives a gentle smile as he soon sees the man before him. The blond elite member that he knew from television and the odd spotting at his restaurant every now and then. He’s not overly surprised to see Siebold covered in water, brushing it off and snickering. 

“Bonjour, monsieur Siebold.” He gives a getle smile and grins. “–I am here to visit. I actually wanted to come and visit everyone today. Talk to those who are capable of Mega Evolution, and perhaps see if they wanted to work with me… then go and see Diantha. But since I’ve found you, my lad, do you mind if we talk now? I hope I did not catch you at a bad time, Monsieur..”

[jimeih]

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     “Oui? Well I so rarely get visitors asking questions regarding Mega Evolution that it might be a nice change of pace. I can spare an hour to talk with you, at least entertain you while you await Diantha, though Im afraid it might not be terribly interesting for you. Most of my information of Mega Evolution has been published already, information that I am certain a scholar such as yourself has read.” 

     Regardless, he motioned for the professor to follow after him, the towel cast to the side where it was fetched by one of his vaporeon who rushed it off to his chambers ahead of him. A flip switched to drain the water from his floor and make it a tad more... Habitable. After all the man wasn’t a competitor. “Would you like some coffee? Tea? I make a rather good cafe au lait.”

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[do-not-touch-my-food]

Garlic and Paprika Chicken

send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

[jimeih]

Soft breath, beating heart As I whisper in your ear

                              I wanna f*****tear you apart

                                             [Indie Elite 4 Siebold RP Blog]