Rat Jesus

I’m Griffin, my pronouns are they/them, and there’s not a d20 character I can’t simp for. Also taz and naddpod but I’m not caught up on either of them.

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

i love all the stupid Bad Kids bits that become canon like

riz has full body tattoos. fabian wears size 5 shoes. riz throws up when he gets too excited. kristen has handcuffs engraved with her and tracker’s initials. fig has fishnets made from the hairnet of the lunch lady that adaine murdered. gorgug tried to make a mechanical butt for the hangman to shit out of. fig is blocked on chungledown bim’s phone. adaine made coach daybreak shit his pants and then they convinced ragh that he shit his pants. kristen and tracker 69 so often with so little care to if someone sees them that the others have learned to knock on every door in the manor before going in. fabian briefly forgot riz’s name because he called him “the ball” so much. gorgug sung a song about not getting mad to his barbarian teacher. adaine, this prim and proper sweetheart, consistently chooses violence when dealing with her bio family. kristen created swamp venice. riz tried to get fabian to put dayne’s eye into his own eye socket. gorgug wears size 19 canvas shoes. fabian has pirate porn on his computer. fig disguised herself as a gnome and drove him to kill himself. gorgug wanted to ask a literal vulture if it was his dad, but the vulture flew away before he could. riz hisses at people. all of them are viral online for live-streaming a drunken shrimp party. what the fuck

[queenbruv]

i can't expand on it in any way that is eloquent but i think amethar rocks is the pinnacle of a tragic character. another lou wilson slam dunk of a guy whose clumsy lack of regality makes you chuckle until you remember that he wasn't supposed to be the king at all, and that he only found himself in this position because all four of his older sisters died during the war, and he was the only one left. his marriage is played for laughs until you realize that caramelinda was not supposed to be amethar's wife — and if things had gone to plan, she would in fact be his sister-in-law. instead she's a poor facsimile of everything he lost along with his freedom and individuality. she doesn't love him; she doesn't even really like him.

"The Unfallen" is just another in amethar's long, rambling list of titles, but the longer you know amethar, the more you understand what it really is: a curse. amethar can't fall, but he can't stop those around him from dying. his sisters. his friends. his daughter, leaving in her absence a gaping wound where the curse has passed down and taken jet but left ruby, like father like daughter. sisters don't last long in amethar's life. and when he finds a man whom he loves like a brother, that man stabs him in the back. and still he can't help but live. you wonder sometimes just how much of that is will, and how much is a cruel sense of humor from whatever god or devil is responsible for amethar's life. make plans and the bulb laughs. when everything else is lost, and everyone he knows and loves has given up the ghost, only amethar will remain, because as caramelinda remarks in episode one, the battlefield is the only place where amethar has excelled. he doesn't know how to fall. but the last one standing isn't always the victor.

[tiredadventurer]

[bonyassfish]

I got high and turned “Samalamadingdong” into major arcana. Yes I fucked up the fool but I don’t feel like redoing it

[aeli-tan-art]

Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

[harpieisthecarpie]

i need all my non dropout mutuals to know what this is fanart of:

(beautiful work op, chefs kiss [each other])

[melorasmushrooms]

I like to think that as soon as the cast makes up some ridiculous food thing for the world of Cloudward Ho, the crew goes “QUICKLY! We MUST raid the Gastronauts set in the next TEN MINUTES and make something BONKERS.”

Like sorry Jordan, we’ve gotta make six cups of aioli STAT (yes they probably have other food access, this is just where my brain went)

[scribblesandscrawls]

Just some text posts I found for the crew of the Zephyr <3

[warmhappycat]

That’s it. That’s the season.

[syllzza]

my dearest, daisuke

[wormtime123]

finally got around to making some fanart bc this scene made me giggle

[goneconcept]

Fit check

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

has anyone done this yet

[notnott11]

One of my favorite things about Daisuke is the fact that he consistently kicks ass, but the moment he’s faced with even a minor inconvenience he’s yelling “I’m dead!” or “Help!” and I need to know did he do this when he was younger too??

[lynneyginnyjoan]

see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli

[pricklepicklepie]

bevy boy

[lorientours]

Beverly Toegold V character of all time. He’s 15. He’s a somewhat sheltered rich kid. He’s committed so much violence and done so many incredible feats. He named his sword after his friends after buffing out “fuck Glaad Rosel” on his enchanted sword. He’s in love with his best friend. He can’t play snowboarding racing games but he watches his bestie do it. He has at least 3 dads. He has to teach his adult friends to read but they refuse to admit that they cannot read. He’s even gay.

[runoutofsteam]