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bulkbogann

Hi Zoe Mingus

i think it’s crazy that i really hit all the majors where it’s very hard to get a job and make money

auditioned to be a music major

was a computer science major

hopefully going to graduate with an art major

i really said money is no object

#gabbles

antoniabishop

background for red salem

hp-up

TRASH CAN SPRITE FROM POKÉMON STADIUM

ryoki-ph

butterflypeaflowertea

i keep spending money. i should be killed

dr-wormman

My favorite critter

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poopinmybabyfood

a common epidemic amongst reddit users

luigis-slut

i love farting myself home from the bar

#gabbles #just girly things

great-and-small

I am constantly thinking about this

great-and-small

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.