Crunk and grind, that's my bloodline.

been on here a decade??? older than god. MI - UT - MI

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[surprisebitch]

when your date arrives late

date: hey! sorry i’m late.

me: hey! Nice to meet you, where you been?™ (Blank Space™. Single by Taylor Swift™ from the album 1989™ released November 10, 2014. Format: CD single, digital downloaded. Genre: Electropop. Length: 3:51. Writers: Taylor Swift, Max Martin, Shellback. Producers: Max Martin, Shellback. Big Machine Records© All Rights Reserved)

[champagnepadre]

me: *sees anything* me: me

[starlightomatic]

[anshelinasholie]

how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

[surreal]

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

ma’am your lesbian is showing

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

miss? your dyke is out

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

ma’am

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[casanova-x]

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

[willow]

my new year’s resolution is to stop

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

[flock]

wait a second im sexy

[mosstiger]

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

[iceblueminc-deactivated20180408]

The older I get the more I don’t see the point in talking

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

[losingmymindtonight]

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

Me @ myself after psychoanalyzing myself: thanks for listening

[sapphos-bee]

Girl on tumblr: I wish I had a girlfriend

3000 completely single lesbians in the notes: me too