boozerot:
“ NOPE. I DON’T CARE … not at aaaaaaall. Because, ACTUALLY, you fucking brain-dead, worthless, MORON, you’d realize that some people are like, BUSY, & don’t have the time to take care of themselves - URRP - sometimes.& also, SMELL, like appearance, IS SUBJECTIVE. Some chicks LIKE that kind of thing, so personally, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK what you think. Cause to ME, YOU’RE HIDEOUS. Soooooo… “
“ WHAT did you just call me?! ” her hand reaches up, fingers twitching at the stump atop her head, just itching to draw her weapon. the other goes up as well, but stops in front of her nose, attempting to block out the scent of the belch he let out. “ you’re the moron, OLDIE. why would anyone LIKE that? that’s just STUPID. STUPID , STUPID , STUPID. and, by the way, i don’t care anyways, but i know i’m not nearly as hideous as you. ”